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Postby chrisp » Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:25 pm

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody!'
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Postby DANGAMAN » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:26 pm

Exactly what any man would do !!!
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Postby Phill » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:00 am

:lol: :lol:
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