In the Year someware in the 1300 and something
King Richard was on his crusades capturing this,
and capturing that.
Moors offshore near Limmasol for a rest.
His Missus says, Darling just going to limmasol harbour
to see what its like.
Sits by the Harbour Cafe and it was so hot
she asked the cypriot chap for a glass of water.
He Refused.
She got back to ship and told Richard who was so angry, the next day
captured Cyprus.
He held Cyprus for one day and then
gave it to the Venetian Blind enough to take it on.
Thats why you now get a glass of water with your coffee.