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[Smiler Brian]

Two vampires want to go out to eat, but are having a little trouble deciding where to go.They are a little tired of the Transylvanian food, and want something more exotic. After some discussion , they decide to visit Italy.

So off they go, to Venice, having heard that the Venetian food is really good. On a bridge over one of the canals, they hide in the shadows and wait for dinner.. After a few minutes they notice a young couple heading their way. They make their move, grab a person each, suck them dry, and toss the bodies into the canal below.

Feeling extremely pleased with their successful first course, they decide to try for seconds. Another young couple approach, and suffer the same fate as the first couple - sucked dry, and tossed into the canal below.

The vampires, now fairly full, decide to have dessert. A third couple provide just that. As with the earlier couples, they are sucked dry and tossed into the canal.

The vampires , replete and satisfied , decide to head home from lovely Italy. As they start to walk away they begin to hear some singing. They are puzzled, because no one else is on the bridge. As they listen, they realise that it is coming from the canal.

Looking over the rail, they see a large alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies.

They listen as the alligator sings --------





-----------------------------------------------" Drained wops keep falling on my head---"

[DANGAMAN]

Terrible

[SSBubbles]

Terrible

Agreed!