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During the wild west times a town doctor was summoned to an Indian village to find a cure for the ailment of Big Chief. It was time of truce between whites and Indians so the doc was glad to offer any help. When he learned that the Big Chief was suffering from an acute case of constipation, he gave him some laxatives and promised to be back tomorrow.

However, when he got back and asked how Big Chief was doing he got “ Big Chief, No Shit” reply from the Chief’ spokesman. He then switched to a stronger medicine and even increased the dosage and promised to be back the following day. However, when he got there he was greeted with the words “Big Chief, Still No Shit”. He got very upset and changed the medication by switching to what he thought a very strong laxative and increased the dosage ten-fold and said he would be back a week later to allow a longer time span for the absorption of the drug.

A week passed and when the doc came back, he saw a big pile in front of the Chief’s tent, known as teepee and asked where he was. He got the following reply: “Big Shit, No Chief”.