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One afternoon a fly is flying up stream, in the water is a trout. The trout looks up and thinks if that fly comes down i am going to jump out and catch it.On the other side of the river a bear is waiting and thinks if the fly goes down and the trout jumps I am going to get the trout.

On the otherside is a hunter who looks and thinks if the fly comes down , the trout jumps out and the bear goes for the trout I am going to run out and shoot the bear.

But a field mouse watching this lot thinks if the fly comes down , the trout comes up , the bear goes for the trout and the hunter runs out to shoot the bear I am going to nick the hunters sanies.

Meanwhile there is a cat in the bush and he says to himself if the fly comes down , the trout comes out , the bear goes for the trout .the hunter runs out to shoot the bear and the mouse runs for the sanies I am going to have the mouse.

As the fly comes down true to there promises they all run for there targets .

BUT the cat slips and falls in the river.

Moral of the stoy

WHEN EVER THERE IS A FLY COMING DOWN THERE IS A WET PUSSY AROUND

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The old ones are the best!

[denizaksulu]

Ever heard of the 'trade descriptions act'? Wet Pussy, my foot.