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In- flight announcement

Postby Zorba » Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:31 pm

After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain came on air and announced.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293 from London Heathrow, flying nonstop to Toronto. The weather ahead of us today is good, so sit back, relax and enjoy ...... OH MY GOD."
Silence followed.......!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of coffee in my lap." then added "You should see the front of my trousers."

Towards the front, an Irish passenger shouted.....

"Jaysus Christ, ya should see the back of mine !!!.
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Postby yialousa1971 » Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:35 pm

:P :lol: :P
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cruising altitude

Postby akash » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:39 pm

cruising altitude, the captain came on air and announced.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293 from London Heathrow, flying nonstop to Toronto. The weather ahead of us today is good, so sit back, relax and enjoy
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Re: cruising altitude

Postby CBBB » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:26 pm

akash wrote:cruising altitude, the captain came on air and announced.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293 from London Heathrow, flying nonstop to Toronto. The weather ahead of us today is good, so sit back, relax and enjoy


Is there someone who understands this?
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Postby chrisp » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:24 pm

Nope not at all.
But i think maybe its someone who hasnt quite mastered the quote link yet.
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Postby Zorba » Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:16 pm

Or hijacking my thread to get attention ? :?
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