Get Real! wrote:T_C wrote:Get Real! wrote:T_C wrote:It's ok for you. Imagine how the Khoirokitians felt when they woke up one morning only to find a horde of pissy Greeks on their shores?
"We come in PISS"
I can imagine Paphitis and Oracle showing up on a Cypriot shore…
Paphitis: “We are Hellenes! We come in peace and bring much Mythology…”
GR: “GET OUT!”
This calls for a motion picture script!!!!
WATCH THIS SPACE!
It'll be the shortest script ever done for a movie so we'll just have to keep repeating the last "THIS IS CYPRUUUUUUUUUUUS!" scene over and over for a couple of hours.
CBBB wrote:Get Real! wrote:T_C wrote:Get Real! wrote:T_C wrote:It's ok for you. Imagine how the Khoirokitians felt when they woke up one morning only to find a horde of pissy Greeks on their shores?
"We come in PISS"
I can imagine Paphitis and Oracle showing up on a Cypriot shore…
Paphitis: “We are Hellenes! We come in peace and bring much Mythology…”
GR: “GET OUT!”
This calls for a motion picture script!!!!
WATCH THIS SPACE!
It'll be the shortest script ever done for a movie so we'll just have to keep repeating the last "THIS IS CYPRUUUUUUUUUUUS!" scene over and over for a couple of hours.
We can get Rolf Harris for Paphitis, but who would we want for Oracle?
Get Real! wrote:CBBB wrote:Get Real! wrote:T_C wrote:Get Real! wrote:T_C wrote:It's ok for you. Imagine how the Khoirokitians felt when they woke up one morning only to find a horde of pissy Greeks on their shores?
"We come in PISS"
I can imagine Paphitis and Oracle showing up on a Cypriot shore…
Paphitis: “We are Hellenes! We come in peace and bring much Mythology…”
GR: “GET OUT!”
This calls for a motion picture script!!!!
WATCH THIS SPACE!
It'll be the shortest script ever done for a movie so we'll just have to keep repeating the last "THIS IS CYPRUUUUUUUUUUUS!" scene over and over for a couple of hours.
We can get Rolf Harris for Paphitis, but who would we want for Oracle?
Mrs Harris I persume... ...is he still alive and kicking?
Get Real! wrote:CBBB wrote:Get Real! wrote:Mrs Harris I persume... ...is he still alive and kicking?
Alive yes, not sure how much kicking he is capable of.
He should team up with Barry Manilow and make a comeback...
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