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Date: Monday, 12 January, 2009, 1:38 PM
Cristiano Ronaldo escaped unharmed after writing of his Ferrari yesterday - rumours are that he dived from car before it hit the barrier! The first thing he said to the police was that the wall was not 10 yrds away! Alex Ferguson is claiming that Ferrari does not give Ronaldo enough protection.
Witnesses at the scene of Ronaldo's crash say he was only lightly
tapped from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped and rolled
over 10 times!! Apparently witnesses in other cars who saw the
incident, said that Ronaldo's car was accelerating towards the tunnel,
when it suddenly and inexplicable seemed to flip over, with absolutely
no contact with any other vehicles. The police arrived, and
immediately following directions from Ronaldo, arrested the nearest
car driver. Police are investigating why a player voted the worlds
best, and earns 140000 per week cannot take a corner. "Anyway he was
all right, he was walking, added the witness?, confirming that Ronaldo
is the only man in Manchester who walks away from massive car smash
but spends five minutes writhing in agony if someone pulls his socks
down!

[psycho]

Excellent!!!

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Excellent!!!

ditto!

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Date: Monday, 12 January, 2009, 1:38 PM
Cristiano Ronaldo escaped unharmed after writing of his Ferrari yesterday - rumours are that he dived from car before it hit the barrier! The first thing he said to the police was that the wall was not 10 yrds away! Alex Ferguson is claiming that Ferrari does not give Ronaldo enough protection.
Witnesses at the scene of Ronaldo's crash say he was only lightly
tapped from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped and rolled
over 10 times!! Apparently witnesses in other cars who saw the
incident, said that Ronaldo's car was accelerating towards the tunnel,
when it suddenly and inexplicable seemed to flip over, with absolutely
no contact with any other vehicles. The police arrived, and
immediately following directions from Ronaldo, arrested the nearest
car driver. Police are investigating why a player voted the worlds
best, and earns 140000 per week cannot take a corner. "Anyway he was
all right, he was walking, added the witness?, confirming that Ronaldo
is the only man in Manchester who walks away from massive car smash
but spends five minutes writhing in agony if someone pulls his socks
down!

Class !!!