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[Cem]

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bedside.

"Grandson, I wannayou lissinato me. I wannafor you to take my chrome-plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa," said the grandson, "I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead."


""Stupido You lissinato me!" said the Don. "Sommaday you gonnabe runnada business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsamoney, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino.
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"Sommaday you gonncoma home and maybe findayou wife innabed with another man.Whattayou gonnado then - pointato your fuggin' Rolexawatch and say, TIME'S UP?"

[dinos]

[SSBubbles]

Good one!