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THE DREADED ANGLO AMERICANS ARE STEALING OUR RAIN!

Postby Bananiot » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:34 am

It was reported last night by state-run tv RIK, in all seriousness. The Anglo americans are making the rain clouds stay away from our island. Perdikis started the show and Minister Polinikis, instead of telling him to shut it, more or less agreed with him. They are experimenting, they said, in controlling the weather, so as to be used as a weapon during war.

This place is not just third world DT, its way beyond it.
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Postby miltiades » Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:37 am

The Anglo Americans are responsible for ALL of our problems , always have been and always will be !!
The increase in the divorce rate , illegitimate births , erectional dis functions , drug abuse , noisy children and mad bloody drivers are the fault entirely of the AngloAmericans . Just look at the football hooligans , who do you think is responsible ? You guessed it the bloody Yanks !!
And dont forget the cost of living too another evil created by the AngloAmericans :lol: :lol:
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Postby AWE » Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:11 am

It was reported last night by state-run tv RIK, in all seriousness. The Anglo americans are making the rain clouds stay away from our island. Perdikis started the show and Minister Polinikis, instead of telling him to shut it, more or less agreed with him. They are experimenting, they said, in controlling the weather, so as to be used as a weapon during war.


What is he minster of buck passing? or perhaps not being up to the task? water shipment from Lebanon springs to mind!
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Postby Bananiot » Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:44 am

Absolutely, one guff after the other but people buy them, so really we are to blame. Then, Russia (and previously the Soviet Union) is the biggest military hardwear seller beating the US and the UK out together, but we are not complaining because they constitute the "blonde race" that feeds our supertition with rubbish that keeps us going against all odds.

Very sad really.
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Postby Oracle » Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:01 pm

Well they have been conducting cloud seeding programs for decades (and I don't mean Rain Dances by the Native Americans :lol: ).

They should have a whole battery of seeding agents available to them by now (not just silver iodide). Is it beyond the Americans to misuse scientific discoveries for a more "practical" application such as World Control? (It's no secret American Naval personnel are trained in Weather Modification Techniques.)

Aside from the cloud seeding programmes, do you doubt Bananiot that Bush's (The Last!) folly-fuelled policies, refusing to implement Carbon-controls, have prolonged the problem of climate destruction?
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Postby Bananiot » Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:09 pm

Have you had a look at the drought cycles of Cyprus oracle that go back to Saint Eleni or something that legend has it she brought cats to get rid of the snakes?
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Postby Oracle » Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:28 pm

I am aware of the cyclical nature of ice-ages, droughts etc and of the great "healing" ability of our Gaean paradise. But Bananiot ... the NEW factor in all this, is the now over-sized Human presence, and the major depletion in our medicinal trees and canopies, which were the cogs and wheels that healthily drove these natural "wash and dry cycles" of weather.
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Postby Bananiot » Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:32 pm

... and the angloamericans are the cuprits here, so you agree with the morons that run this plantation. I have no time for the Thomas Malthus syndrome especially when we lay the blame for the fast coming seemingly disaster on our eternal enemies.
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Re: THE DREADED ANGLO AMERICANS ARE STEALING OUR RAIN!

Postby Piratis » Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:44 pm

Bananiot wrote:It was reported last night by state-run tv RIK, in all seriousness. The Anglo americans are making the rain clouds stay away from our island. Perdikis started the show and Minister Polinikis, instead of telling him to shut it, more or less agreed with him. They are experimenting, they said, in controlling the weather, so as to be used as a weapon during war.

This place is not just third world DT, its way beyond it.


Was this said at the news? At what time?

Here are all the news of RIK. Tell us on which day and what minute this is said so we will check it out.

http://www.cybc.com.cy/index.php?option ... Itemid=307

I am sure that if Perdikis said such thing then he either said it as a joke, or he had some evidence.
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Re: THE DREADED ANGLO AMERICANS ARE STEALING OUR RAIN!

Postby Get Real! » Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:55 pm

Bananiot wrote:THE DREADED ANGLO AMERICANS ARE STEALING OUR RAIN!

What has this got to do with the CyProb? :?

Another 2-cent opportunity for a Bananiot contribution eh?

Why don't you tell them which "third world" government pays your "first world" salary and big fat retirement package waiting…... :lol:
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