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Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM A FORMER VICTIM

Postby Bouboulina » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:43 pm

Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM A FORMER VICTIM:

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on Have a wonderful day -

These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do they do it????
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Postby Zorba » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:41 pm

Well the day after Boxing day,someone broke in and gave me a belly implant.Completely hidden my six pack :wink:
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Postby psycho » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:44 pm

Zorba wrote:Well the day after Boxing day,someone broke in and gave me a belly implant.Completely hidden my six pack :wink:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby zan » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:08 am

psycho wrote:
Zorba wrote:Well the day after Boxing day,someone broke in and gave me a belly implant.Completely hidden my six pack :wink:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



That must have been my belly they put on you...I woke up after they drugged me for five days, over Christmas/new year, telling me that it was the flu and my belly was gone..... :shock:
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Postby Zorba » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:17 am

Your belly ? :o were you 6 months pregnant? :lol:
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Postby zan » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:50 am

Zorba wrote:Your belly ? :o were you 6 months pregnant? :lol:


No..Just had a Cypriot belly...Not a full blown one that you can see everywhere but I had one none the less.... :oops: :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:38 am

:shock: Zan had liposuction!
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poor neck suddenly disappeared

Postby akash » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:40 pm

I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
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Re: poor neck suddenly disappeared

Postby CBBB » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:28 pm

akash wrote:I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?


I think we have a new tosser to take the p*ss out of?
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Re: poor neck suddenly disappeared

Postby SSBubbles » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:02 am

CBBB wrote:
akash wrote:I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?


I think we have a new tosser to take the p*ss out of?


As if you would! :wink: :lol:
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