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Postby CBBB » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:40 pm

An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow-up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported yesterday.
"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that ia out on the street" said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

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Can't give you a link because it is not in their on-line edition.

Which one of our Aussie forummers do you think did this?
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Re: Blow-up doll sex Bandit

Postby Paphitis » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:28 pm

CBBB wrote:An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow-up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported yesterday.
"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that ia out on the street" said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

Copyright © Cyprus Mail 2008

Can't give you a link because it is not in their on-line edition.

Which one of our Aussie forummers do you think did this?


I think BIR has been missing Miltiades too much, and decided he will have to settle for the next best thing - A Blow Up Doll.... :lol:
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Re: Blow-up doll sex Bandit

Postby CBBB » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:51 pm

Paphitis wrote:
CBBB wrote:An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow-up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported yesterday.
"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that ia out on the street" said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

Copyright © Cyprus Mail 2008

Can't give you a link because it is not in their on-line edition.

Which one of our Aussie forummers do you think did this?


I think BIR has been missing Miltiades too much, and decided he will have to settle for the next best thing - A Blow Up Doll.... :lol:


Where were you on the night in question?
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Postby Get Real! » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:21 pm

I saw the title... "Blow-up doll" and I just knew it had to be about Miltiades... :lol:
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Postby Svetlana » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:34 am

They cannot compare with Cypriot bank robbers, who seem to come from the nervous and faint of heart - I am not sure the Mafioso would recruit them :-):

Armed robber chased out of Omodos Co-op
By Anna Hassapi
(archive article - Wednesday, January 7, 2009)
AN ARMED robber got more than he had bargained for when he tried to rob the Mountain Resorts Co-operative Bank at Omodos. The robber was tripped and chased out of the shop and the village by the bank clerk and Omodos’ village leader, who happened to be there when the attempted robbery took place.

The incident occurred at 8.40am on Monday, when a hooded man entered the bank, jumped over the customer service counter and headed for the safe box. The robber held a gun in a nylon bag, which may have been a replica gun. The female bank clerk calmly held out her leg in the robber’s way, which caused the man to trip and fall. Village leader Evgenios Michael then intervened and tried to immobilise the robber.

The hooded man managed to flee the bank without getting any money. He was seen entering a white saloon car waiting outside the bank, driven by a second person. Michael attempted to follow the escape vehicle in a bid to track down the robber, but with no success. Police searched the area, but could not trace the suspects.

The hooded robber is described as 1.75-1.80cm tall, aged between 20 and 25 and was wearing a dark grey top and hood, jeans and white trainers. Platres Police, in co-operation with Limassol Police, are investigating the case.

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Armed robbers in failed attack on Pissouri co-op
By Anna Hassapi
(archive article - Thursday, December 18, 2008)
ARMED robbers yesterday attacked the Pissouri co-operative bank, but were scared off and ran away after the bank’s only employee made noise when she threw coins on the floor.

The incident took place at 10am yesterday at Pissouri village’s co-op, located in the seafront area. Two hooded men entered the bank, and one of them pulled out a gun, which he pointed at the bank’s sole employee. The robbers, native Greek speakers, told the bank clerk they would lock her in the toilet. At that point, the bank clerk resisted and made a sudden move, which caused a cash-till full of coins to fall on the floor, making a lot of noise. Alarmed by the noise, the two men ran away with nothing.

They were seen fleeing the scene on a small motorbike that was later found abandoned and burned at a close distance from the bank. Police then launched a manhunt to find the two men, using a police helicopter to search the area. The two men have not been identified, but are believed to be Cypriot.

Police reportedly have a lead as one of the two men left behind a glove that he was wearing in the attempted robbery. The glove will be examined for fingerprints.
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Quick-fainting clerk thwarts robbery
By Kareem Yasin
(archive article - Friday, July 6, 2007)
AN ARMED robbery at a Co-op bank was thwarted yesterday thanks to a canny cashier, who pretended to faint and activated the security alarm.

The attempted robbery occurred Thursday morning at SPE Psematismeno, but nothing was stolen.

According to police statements out of Larnaca, the two armed men – wearing black hoods – parked their white car outside the SPE Psematismeno building at 10am, before entering the Co-op bank.

The attempted robbers ordered the only cashier present to empty out the money in the drawers near them.

The cashier, having pretended to faint, then managed to press the button that activated the alarm. The sound frightened the robbers, who proceeded to exit the bank without having taken anything.

Once outside, the pair escaped in a stolen car. The robbers then abandoned the white vehicle outside a village on the old Nicosia-Limassol road, before disappearing in another vehicle that had been waiting with the engine running.

The robbers’ hoods were discovered by the owner of a nearby caf?, who alerted the police using an alarm system.

Larnaca District police officers arrived on the scene of the attempted robbery with the Chief of Police and began to determine the conditions under which the attempt had come to take place.

Yiangos Charalambous, Commissioner for SPE Psematismeno, said he arrived just one minute after the robbers had left, and that the employee described the events and how she had been able to sound the alarm.

Head of the Larnaca CID Iacovos Ioannou confirmed that the car which the attempted robbers used to escape the crime scene had been located and forensic services were on the scene performing tests both at the Co-op bank and on the vehicle. Ioannou also said the robbers abandoned the second scene in a car that was described as being either brown or beige.
Ioannou said the owner of the stolen getaway car appears to be an non-Cypriot resident of Limassol.

“Efforts are being made to locate the owner so that the investigation can continue.”

The police have begun efforts to locate the robbers, he added.
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Postby Free Spirit » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:41 pm

When it said 'Blow Up Doll' I thought that the moslems were runing out of idiot suicide bombers so they were using 'Blow Up Dolls' instead. :lol:
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