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[joker-san]

I got Stomach problem..
I used to eat pork without cooking..
I think i have got worms in my Stomach. what i am suppose to do..?
Where should i have to go to meet the Doctor..i am sure..i don't want to go to General Hospital old or new.. because..they don't care that much..\
I wanted to meet a Doctor for a long time .. i registered the form. they make a appointment for me next 1 and half month..i don't noe why..

please give me the suggestion..or any private clinic address or telephone number..

Thank you..

[Sotos]

I don't know doctors in Larnaca but you can check the yellow pages for that. But why did you eat raw pork???

[Get Real!]

Just go to the emergency center of the nearest hospital and you'll get instant attention so quit farting!

[CBBB]

Go to a vet and get some worm tablets.

[dinos]

If you think you have a bunch of small worms, eat a few live fish (NO CHEWING!!) with the hope that they'll eat the worms when they land in your stomach.

If you think you have one large worm, then, after fasting for 24 hours, boil some milk. Have a pencil ready. When the milk boils, breathe in the steam. This will make the worm emerge from your throat, and when it does, get him rolling up with the pencil to fully remove him. Seriously, I'm told this really works.

Or, you could try any of the colon cleanser products out there. They're all scams and don't work, but they'll appreciate your business.

There you go; doctors are for pu$$ies - don't waste your time. Oh, you may want to stop eating raw pork too.



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[doesntmatter]

I got Stomach problem..
I used to eat pork without cooking..
I think i have got worms in my Stomach. what i am suppose to do..?
Where should i have to go to meet the Doctor..i am sure..i don't want to go to General Hospital old or new.. because..they don't care that much..\
I wanted to meet a Doctor for a long time .. i registered the form. they make a appointment for me next 1 and half month..i don't noe why..

please give me the suggestion..or any private clinic address or telephone number..

Thank you..

Post in Cyprus forum and ask for help.

[CBBB]

I got Stomach problem..
I used to eat pork without cooking..
I think i have got worms in my Stomach. what i am suppose to do..?
Where should i have to go to meet the Doctor..i am sure..i don't want to go to General Hospital old or new.. because..they don't care that much..\
I wanted to meet a Doctor for a long time .. i registered the form. they make a appointment for me next 1 and half month..i don't noe why..

please give me the suggestion..or any private clinic address or telephone number..

Thank you..

Post in Cyprus forum and ask for help.

Anyone that posts here on a regular basis needs help!!!!

[Oracle]

This is the only thing which works, whilst you are waiting for a medical examination to diagnose your problem.

Make a saucer full of skordhallia. Crush about 20 fresh cloves of garlic with some breadcrumbs, dash of olive oil, lemon juice, salt and pepper. Eat as much of it (all if possible) as you can in one sitting, with a little Pitta bread

Of course, if you have a stomach ulcer, this will sting like hell

[Oracle]

Anyway, I am sure the doctor will rush you to the hospital ASAP when he asks you to say Aaaahhh!

[joker-san]

Actually I am not organize person at all..
I never want to cook and i don't noe how to cook..
when i am very hungry..i eat everything.
that's why it happened to me..but that' s fine.
anyway..now i noe..i should have to go to Emergency Department..
thank you for your advice...