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[miltiades]

Yeah there are more Cabarets than churches, there putting Springfello out of business!! lol

You must have had a pretty tough time at Cambridge Sophia or was it Oxford .

I think I know your Dad !!

[Sophia1]

They also use the word Humour alot even if its not funny and all other English words mixed into the Cypriot lingo. They also follow the british law but I think when arrested they use the American (You have the right to remain silent) The law over there is like the New born Christians they use alot of cut & paste, little bit from this country little bit from there. They are independent though as you probably know, 1960's still keep the British signs and every thing but still manage to curse the brits, which I found confusing...

[Sophia1]

Cambridge and no Im not, you wouldn't know, too expensive for you lol

[Sophia1]

No trust me you don't know my dad coz he wouldn't want to know you!! he hates parents who abuse children!!

[Get Real!]

Welcome to paradise !

Let’s not exaggerate now… I like to think that in paradise there’ll be drinking water!

[bill cobbett]

Welcome to paradise !

Let’s not exaggerate now… I like to think that in paradise there’ll be drinking water!

...sod the water! What about the much publicised two dozen virgins?

[Get Real!]

Welcome to paradise !

Let’s not exaggerate now… I like to think that in paradise there’ll be drinking water!

...sod the water! What about the much publicised two dozen virgins?

I think you have to be a Moslem and a martyr for that Bill...

Here, take this simple toned-down westernized test for eligibility to THAT paradise…

1. Has your penis ever been compromised? (Circumcision test)

2. Have you ever been the source of an explosion? (Terrorist test)

NB: Very loud farts will do for number two…

[Z4]

Think you have met some new friends here!

[bill cobbett]

Welcome to paradise !

Let’s not exaggerate now… I like to think that in paradise there’ll be drinking water!

...sod the water! What about the much publicised two dozen virgins?

I think you have to be a Moslem and a martyr for that Bill...

Here, take this simple toned-down westernized test for eligibility to THAT paradise…

1. Has your penis ever been compromised? (Circumcision test)

2. Have you ever been the source of an explosion? (Terrorist test)

NB: Very loud farts will do for number two…

err .....more water anyone?

[Get Real!]

Welcome to paradise !

Let’s not exaggerate now… I like to think that in paradise there’ll be drinking water!

...sod the water! What about the much publicised two dozen virgins?

I think you have to be a Moslem and a martyr for that Bill...

Here, take this simple toned-down westernized test for eligibility to THAT paradise…

1. Has your penis ever been compromised? (Circumcision test)

2. Have you ever been the source of an explosion? (Terrorist test)

NB: Very loud farts will do for number two…

err .....more water anyone?

The martyr paradise is getting very popular Bill (for obvious reasons) so I've come up with this nifty little test to allow westerners to enter it too!

I'll bet if you market it in the US like televangelists sell “eternal life” it'll sell like hot bread...