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by **Zorba** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:48 pm

What sort of vegetables do plumbers eat?
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Leeks :roll:

by **tessintrnc** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:51 pm

What do you call a bull asleep on the ground? ...

A bulldozer

by **Bananiot** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:37 pm

Mine said:

What do ghosts eat?

Spooketti!

Merry Xmas all!

by **Kikapu** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:58 pm

Bananiot wrote:Mine said:

What do ghosts eat?

Spooketti!

Merry Xmas all!

That's funny. Corny, but funny.! :lol:

by **Novus** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:57 am

tessintrnc wrote:What do you call a bull asleep on the ground? ...

A bulldozer

What do you call a field of bulls masturbating?

Beef stroganoff.

by **miltiades** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:37 am

Here is one in my cracker , so corny but I still laughed.

Who is the most famous married woman in the USA ?

Mrs Sipi !!!

by **SSBubbles** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:10 am

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing! :roll:

by **SSBubbles** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:11 am

What do you call a horse in pyjamas?
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A Zebra! :lol:

by **Oracle** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:50 am

Q. What lives at the bottom of the sea and shivers?

A. A nervous wreck.

by **SSBubbles** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:53 am

What do ghosts eat?
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.Ghoulash! :lol:

Christmas cracker jokes. Feel free to contribute.