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Postby SSBubbles » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:24 am

kafenes wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
Oracle wrote:Bubbles ... stop pulling crackers!
There's 364 days to go before Christmas :D


b-b-b-b-b-but I am trying to win all the toys! So far I have been given (as I am no good at pulling! :wink: ) nail clippers, eyebrow tweezers, clapping hands and a 'fortune' fish! Yippee!

I cannot wait till dinner to pull more! :)


What did the 'fortune fish' do? did it curl up or bend its head? :)


Yes! :lol:
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Postby SSBubbles » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:51 pm

What do you call a turkey in a shell-suit?

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An egg!
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