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Postby SSBubbles » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:37 pm

Where do snowmen go to dance?
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To a snowball!
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Postby SSBubbles » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:38 pm

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
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.A chew chew train!
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Postby Oracle » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:41 pm

Bubbles ... stop pulling crackers!

There's 364 days to go before Christmas :D
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Postby psycho » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:48 pm

Oracle wrote:Bubbles ... stop pulling crackers!

There's 364 days to go before Christmas :D


I pulled a cracker on Christmas eve I only wish I could do that for the other 364 days :lol: :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:54 pm

psycho wrote:
Oracle wrote:Bubbles ... stop pulling crackers!

There's 364 days to go before Christmas :D


I pulled a cracker on Christmas eve I only wish I could do that for the other 364 days :lol: :lol:


Sounds like Christmas came early for you :lol:
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Postby SSBubbles » Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:03 pm

Oracle wrote:Bubbles ... stop pulling crackers!

There's 364 days to go before Christmas :D



b-b-b-b-b-but I am trying to win all the toys! So far I have been given (as I am no good at pulling! :wink: ) nail clippers, eyebrow tweezers, clapping hands and a 'fortune' fish! Yippee!

I cannot wait till dinner to pull more! :)
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Postby Get Real! » Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:04 pm

Here's a couple from my Cypriot xmas crackers…

Q. What does mythology need to get it going?

A. Greece!


Q. Which bird doesn’t believe in mythology?

A. Turkey!

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Postby Oracle » Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:06 pm

SSBubbles wrote:
Oracle wrote:Bubbles ... stop pulling crackers!

There's 364 days to go before Christmas :D



b-b-b-b-b-but I am trying to win all the toys! So far I have been given (as I am no good at pulling! :wink: ) nail clippers, eyebrow tweezers, clapping hands and a 'fortune' fish! Yippee!

I cannot wait till dinner to pull more! :)


Now you are going to take over that role (recently abandoned) of that eccentric Englishman who had Christmas lunch every single day for the last 20 years or so .... :lol: (Oh and he listened to the Queen's speech every day :lol: ).
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Postby kafenes » Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:11 pm

SSBubbles wrote:
Oracle wrote:Bubbles ... stop pulling crackers!

There's 364 days to go before Christmas :D



b-b-b-b-b-but I am trying to win all the toys! So far I have been given (as I am no good at pulling! :wink: ) nail clippers, eyebrow tweezers, clapping hands and a 'fortune' fish! Yippee!

I cannot wait till dinner to pull more! :)


What did the 'fortune fish' do? did it curl up or bend its head? :)
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Postby SSBubbles » Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:12 pm

Oracle wrote:
Now you are going to take over that role (recently abandoned) of that eccentric Englishman who had Christmas lunch every single day for the last 20 years or so .... :lol: (Oh and he listened to the Queen's speech every day :lol: ).


Hey! :shock: I cannot deny you your destiny.
Go on O - you take it on, you know you want to! :wink: :lol:
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