"Get away from me you foul smelling beast !" said the gentleman, "You smell disgusting and I see that you have just soiled your trousers !"
"I ain't Guvnor, honest" replied the tramp.
"Indeed you HAVE !" said the gentleman, "I can both see it AND smell it you disgusting specimen, you have just soiled yourself"
"Look Guvnor" said the tramp, "I may be a tramp but I'm not a liar, I'll bet you fifty quid that I ain't just soiled me trousers"
"Oh, very well" replied the gentleman, "Just drop your trousers and we shall soon see".
The tramp dropped his trousers and revealed that there was excreta all down his legs and inside his trousers.
"Ooer!" said the gentleman, recoiling in disgust " Just as I thought, you HAVE just soiled your trousers"
"Oh no Guvnor" said the tramp, "I done that LAST WEEK !"
Enjoy your Turkey folks, but spare a thought for those who cannot.
