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by **miltiades** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:32 am

What do Greeks call the Christmas turkey ?

The greeky :lol:

What do Turks call the Christmas turkey ?
Attarturkey :lol:

by **Oracle** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:03 pm

Well you've made mincemeat out of that one :roll:

Did you sprout it yourself? Then you deserve a stuffing! :wink:

Here's a cracker ....

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a centipede?

Ans: Enough drumsticks for everyone :lol:

by **Floda** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:09 pm

Don't knock it Miltiades, this is the only time of the year when you can mention 'Turkey' without becoming embroiled in a political argument. :lol:

by **miltiades** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:16 pm

Floda wrote:Don't knock it Miltiades, this is the only time of the year when you can mention 'Turkey' without becoming embroiled in a political argument.

Well said Floda , Merry Xmas mate , as for O , well what can I say apart from , dont get your knickers in the twist woman , relax sit back and enjoy it !! :lol:

by **bill cobbett** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:20 pm

Terrible joke M, but have a great day.

by **Oracle** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:34 pm

Miltiades ... I would have thought a Capon was more up your street :lol:

by **doesntmatter** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:39 pm

I think the wine has turned Miltiades' brain a little "murkey".

Get it?

Miltiades + Turkey = Murkey (as in murky with an E)

by **Talisker** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:49 pm

He laid her on the table.
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat.
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast.
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside.
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.

:lol:

by **miltiades** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:54 pm

doesntmatter wrote:I think the wine has turned Miltiades' brain a little "murkey".

Get it?

Miltiades + Turkey = Murkey (as in murky with an E)

Haven't started on the wine yet mate , have my chores to do first , you too relax , sit back and thank your lucky stars you are living in this wonderful island of ... mine Cyprus !!

by **doesntmatter** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:19 pm

miltiades wrote:
doesntmatter wrote:I think the wine has turned Miltiades' brain a little "murkey".

Get it?

Miltiades + Turkey = Murkey (as in murky with an E)

Haven't started on the wine yet mate , have my chores to do first , you too relax , sit back and thank your lucky stars you are living in this wonderful island of ... mine Cyprus !!

"mine Cyprus"? :roll:

Murkey even before you started on the wine? :lol:

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