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The most functional English word......

Postby Zorba » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:12 pm

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Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are tim es when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.


When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
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Postby Get Real! » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:21 pm

:? Please consider returning your computer where you bought it from...
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Postby Zorba » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:38 pm

Why ?
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Postby Get Real! » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:46 pm

Zorba wrote:Why ?

Just tell them you're too stupid to own one.
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Re: The most functional English word......

Postby Floda » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:10 am

Zorba wrote:(feel free to edit or delete)
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are tim es when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.


When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!


What a crock of shit !. :lol: :wink:

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Postby Zorba » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:13 am

Get Real! wrote:
Zorba wrote:Why ?

Just tell them you're too stupid to own one.

And why am I too stupid to own one?
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Postby miltiades » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:16 am

Zorba wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Zorba wrote:Why ?

Just tell them you're too stupid to own one.

And why am I too stupid to own one?

Are you full of shit ?
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Postby Zorba » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:18 am

I admit I have some shit in me,probably as much as you or any other person.
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Postby Get Real! » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:18 am

Zorba wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Zorba wrote:Why ?

Just tell them you're too stupid to own one.

And why am I too stupid to own one?

That, you’ll have to take up with your parents…
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Postby Zorba » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:19 am

What exactly is your problem ?
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