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[Oracle]

I seem to recall reading years ago, that Trevor McDonald was a wife beater.

[Kikapu]

Kikapu,

Why have you described Sir Trevor McD. as ex black etc ? Has he gone and done a Michael Jackson since leaving ITN ?

That's funny.!

OK, so I did not phrase it the way I should have done.!

There is only one Michael Jackson, and that's plenty enough.!

[Get Real!]

This must be the original source where Hurriet got their info from…

http://en.rian.ru/world/20081222/119092972.html

…interestingly similar models to…

http://www.patricksaviation.com/photos/elfot/8734/

But anyway, the ones Paphitis mentions are for search and rescue, etc.

So much hardware so little war...

I hate to sound like a warmonger but what's the point of piling up all this military hardware if it's not being used?

Excuse me GR!

But your link above depicts an non airworthy Mi 35 helicopter:



If you look carefully at the photograph, you will notice that the MI 35 has a flat tyre and is leaning to the left.

May I suggest that the CNG invest in one of these:



Once we get those tyres properly inflated to the correct tyre pressure, then we can discuss strategies on how we can declare war on Turkey and liberate Cyprus.

During my last army reserve service a few months ago, I saw many rows of Cascavel tank-like armored vehicles all having flat tires so I asked one of the young soldiers passing by why we were neglecting so many tanks with flat tires…his answer was that their tires always deflate in park mode and inflate once you start up the engine!

I no longer underestimate military vehicles that appear to have a flat…

[turkkan]

TAI (turkish aerospace industries), one of Augusta mains partners is producing the whole mainbody of AW 139 which you are purchasing. Happy flying.

[Oracle]

…his answer was that their tires always deflate in park mode and inflate once you start up the engine!

Only the male of the species could think up that one

[Bananiot]

Right, I know that one. What is the difference between a woman and a bicycle?

[miltiades]

Right, I know that one. What is the difference between a woman and a bicycle?

You ride the ... bicycle ?

[Oracle]

Right, I know that one. What is the difference between a woman and a bicycle?

I think you'd better find out quick Bananiot, before you scare the schoolkids riding in to school .....

[Kikapu]

What is the difference between a woman and a bicycle?

Nothing.!

They both take you for a ride.!

[Paphitis]

What is the difference between a woman and a bicycle?

Nothing.!

They both take you for a ride.!

When riding a bicycle, you must move your legs, but when riding a women you move your arse...