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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by

mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some

coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the

waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"





The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a

very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only

fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five

things:





1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball

bat.





2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.





3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal

with a black belt in karate.





4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a

professional weight lifter.





5. The lady to your right is blonde and a

professional wrestler.





"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do

you still wanna tell that joke?"





The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his

head, and mutters, "No... not if I'm gonna have to

explain it five times."

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Nice one!