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[Raymanoff]

[Raymanoff]

"This is a farewell kiss you dog" the man screamed.

Meanwhile in white house they are studying the footage to analyze carefully the trajectory of a shoe and maybe determine the terrorist organization which this shoe was trained by. All i know George ducks pretty professionally which may only drive me to the suspicion that he was specially trained for such events.

[Oracle]

Here .... next time he can borrow my Jimmy Choos to throw .... they never fail to score

[Get Real!]

Pretty funny, but if I'm to get arrested for something like that I'd make sure I don't miss!

[bill cobbett]

Here .... next time he can borrow my Jimmy Choos to throw .... they never fail to score

......size 10s ? Now I've put my foot in it!

[CBBB]

So George Dubya finally saw the Iraqi weapons of mass destruction in action!

[Oracle]

Here .... next time he can borrow my Jimmy Choos to throw .... they never fail to score

......size 10s ? Now I've put my foot in it!

GR! has stretched them

.... the low-life heel, he has no soul

[rotate]

So George Dubya finally saw the Iraqi weapons of mass destruction in action!

Yes! But what about the biological hazzard of the S10 Mk1 projectile? The intended victim may have escaped immediate harm but the long term effect has already been noticed. In a recent morale boosting speech made by the US President to American Troops a coherent sentence was clearly spoken and the President has been spotted scanning the cartoon section of 'USA Today' the right way up. US stategic defence experts however are hopeful that the 'Captain Marvel' comics used by the Supreme Commander for military planning will continue to be read the wrong way up.

Meanwhile, UK Prime Minister George Brown warned that Porton Down scientists had discovered the existence of the S10 Mk11 and S10 Mk111. The lethal S10 Mk11 projectile, nick named 'Jimmy Choo's Ball Breaker' is in the hands of an experienced female operator a biologically toxic armour piercing long term male anti-fertility weapon. The S10 Mk111 known as the 'Nike' and developed orginally as a training weapon contains a fungai designed to render infantry troops legless, the only known antidote being 12 pints and a Donor kebab followed by bouts of extreme vomiting, preferably over a suburban garden Gnome prior to attack. Brown added that it is believed that UK troops are not at risk while US troops who rely on limited quantaties of ice cold Budweiser and a Big Mac may have to rethink their biological warfare defence practices. Unused projectiles can be made safe by being sprayed with Iron-Bru or smeared with Marmite both of which are guaranteed to destroy all known bacteria.

[Oracle]

So George Dubya finally saw the Iraqi weapons of mass destruction in action!

Yes! But what about the biological hazzard of the S10 Mk1 projectile? The intended victim may have escaped immediate harm but the long term effect has already been noticed. In a recent morale boosting speech made by the US President to American Troops contained a coherent sentence and he has also been spotted scanning the cartoon section of 'USA Today' the right way up.

Meanwhile, UK Prime Minister George Brown warned that Porton Down scientists had discovered the existence of the S10 Mk11 and S10 Mk111. The lethal S10 Mk11 projectile, nick named 'Jimmy Choo's Ball Breaker' is in the hands of an experienced female operator a biologically toxic armour piercing long term anti fertility weapon. The S10 Mk111 known as the 'Nike' and developed orginally as a training weapon contains a fungai designed to render infantry troops legless, the only known antidote being 12 pints and a Donor kebab followed by bouts of extreme vomiting, preferably over a suburban garden Gnome prior to attack. Brown added that it is believed that UK troops are not at risk while US troops who rely on limited quantaties of ice cold Budweiser and a Big Mac may have to rethink their biological warfare defence practices. Unused projectiles can be made safe by being sprayed with Iron-Bru or smeared with Marmite both of which are guaranteed to destroy all known bacteria.

Meanwhile, the redundant Large Hadron Collider has been re-assigned for large scale production of the Swiss "MBT" shoes which are a prototype heat-seeking version guaranteed to home-in on any target with a pulse. A slight modification has to be made for use against Bush in that case, to which the light, flexible, multipurpose "CROC" has re-surfaced as the weapon to end all weapons.

[kurupetos]

Now the big question is whether the poor journalist will have the shoes returned to him.