kurupetos wrote:Now the big question is whether the poor journalist will have the shoes returned to him.
Nope! G Dubya is keeping them, with unemployment looming on the horizon they may come in handy. Size 10 being a little on the large size for little legs a helpful brown nosing White House aide has packed the shoes out with the Top Secret WMD (Iraq) Report to stop it falling into the wrong hands, or was it feet
Meanwhile, in Bagdad who G Dubya always believed was the father of Bagpuss thousands of demonstrators have taken to the streets proclaiming 'The Shoe Thrower' to be a hero. The demonstrators were only placated by Gordon Brown's promise (always read the small print) of a place for 'The Shoe Thrower' in the British Green Wellie Boot International Throwing Team and the award of the US Congressional Medal of Honour (Honor) promised by US President elect Obama for services rendered to the people and future government of the USofA
'The Shoe Thrower' overwhelmed by the generosity of spirit with which his brave action was received by the peoples of Iraq and the Free World (see 12 page addendum for peoples and countries not included in CIA listing) has vowed never to take up the shoe in anger again and only to work for the benefit of the worlds Cobblers who being mostly Cypriot range from Faringdon Street station London in the frozen north to Pointer Road Sydney in the sunny Southern Hemisphere and all points East and West
