When a man keeps a
"black book", it is often known for keeping all his women friends information in one place for his never ending sexual encounter with them. In effect, it becomes his
" telephone sex directory".! :D
I don't suppose your
"black book" has the same meaning as a man's
"black book", does in Lana, because I don't know whether I should be happy to be in your
"black book" or not.!
Clarification is requested.!
That's the mistake I once made Kikapu. I thought that her
"BLACK BOOK" was as you described above. I then consciously made an effort to get as many entries into this
"BLACK BOOK" thinking that it would lead to some cyber space sexual encounters, only to discover to my shock horror, the sadistic and dark torturous torment she had in store for me.
You will not enjoy an entry in this Black Book:
a second entry means your future posts will be, mysetriously, edited to change their meaning.
To verify the above, just ask GR!. This is why we must not be too harsh on GR!, because his posts have been edited in a most sadistic and vindictive way in order to sound
more stupid
(if that is possible!) than they initially were.
a third entry is regarded as a very serious matter and will condem you to a day listening to GR explaining the 'ethnicity of the true Cypriot'.
And just when you think Lana can get so vindictive and nasty, just have a look at the above for a punishment. I can assure that I would never bestow such a punishment even to my biggest enemy. Imagine listening to GR for a whole day regarding what constitutes a True Cypriot.
I personally would prefer to listen to Miltiades talk about his fine reds, or spend an evening downing a few drinks with VP and Zan, or be shipped off on the
Midnight Express to a most obscure Turkish Prison where I would be subjected to extreme torture, such as having all my finger nails torn off my fingers with a pair of pliers.
a fourth - and final entry - means your name is passed to the Grim Reaper to enter his
Book of the Dead...ha...huh...ha...huh
(Some Forumers have elected for the latter punishment rather than spend a day with GR)
The above punishment is not so bad. Grim Reaper is a bit of a pussy cat and has been unable to get past my Labrador Max. He absolutely gets so excited when he sees Grim Reaper coming. I had to stop him a couple of times from trying to bury Grim Reaper, and I think Grim is very grateful.
No need to thank me Grim! Ha...Huh...Ha...Huh...?
One thing does intrigue me though. In Australia we have these new X Ray machines that literally can see underneath you clothes when going through Airport Security. I call them
"human strip tease machines". I wonder what image was obtained when Grim Reaper went through security, because let’s face it, he is just a bag of bones,
and really does need to put on a few kilos.
During his visit to Australia, he did forget his scythe. Shhhhh..Don't tell him!
So if anyone is interested, I am going to sell it here on CF. It has had only one owner, and is as good as new. This is what it looks like.
So if anyone is interested, please make me an offer.
Regards
Paphitis - A Non Cypriot because
GR! the
BIG CYPRIOT PATRIOT said so!
