Zorba wrote:Right,you aked for it.
Breaking news.....
Steven Gerrard was today found guilty of causing affray.
The judge has sentenced him to 180 hours of community service.
He said he will spend it teaching people to play football.........
He starts Monday morning at Old Trafford.
Good one...even I smiled
BUT...answer me this. How can someone who has NEVER won the English Premiership teach Man U how to play football?