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[Svetlana]

Job wanted as a Chauffer; I have considerable experience of driving round in circles.

Company Car as well as £20m and 13th month salary required.

Contact me [email protected]

[Paphitis]

Job wanted as a Chauffer; I have considerable experience of driving round in circles.

Company Car as well as £20m and 13th month salary required.

Contact me [email protected]

Lana,

Are you feeling well today?

BTW, all wimin have experience in driving around in circles. You need to hold the map with North facing up and not down. If that does not solve the problem, then may I suggest you invest in a Navman GPS.

[Svetlana]

..but do I have to hold the map upside down in Australia?

Lana PS I assume you have not heard today's news that Honda have withdrawn from F1 with immediate effect?

[Paphitis]

..but do I have to hold the map upside down in Australia?

Lana PS I assume you have not heard today's news that Honda have withdrawn from F1 with immediate effect?

Thats the spirit Lana. We will get there eventually. I guess eveything is opposite in the southern hemisphere. Even toilets flush in the opposite direction. Blame Coriolis.

We even drive on the wrong side of the road just like in Cyprus IMO. Trust Brits to go against International Norms and not maintaining consistency!

I think you might need this link:

http://www.navman.com/in-car/3294/Austr ... agodXiLpjw

[Paphitis]

Lana PS I assume you have not heard today's news that Honda have withdrawn from F1 with immediate effect?

You assume correct.

But thanks for the info. I did not catch the news today as I had other things to take care off.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sport/ ... 88,00.html

Lana, if you are looking for work, maybe you should apply to the Anorthosis Football Club as they have a board position that has just opened up. It pays very well.

[Svetlana]

Hi Pahitis

As for driving on the wrong side of the road, GR told me to say that 'a lot of ex-Colonial and deported cons wouldn't know any better anyway' - I can't imagine what he is referring to

Anyway, no offers to Mr Button, so far, I see.

Lana PS Do you mean 'Natlav' ? I was confused by the reference to flushing toilets and finding directions.

[Paphitis]

Hi Pahitis

As for driving on the wrong side of the road, GR told me to say that 'a lot of ex-Colonial and deported cons wouldn't know any better anyway' - I can't imagine what he is referring to

Anyway, no offers to Mr Button, so far, I see.

Lana PS Do you mean 'Natlav' ? I was confused by the reference to flushing toilets and finding directions.

Only problem is that us deported cons never had a choice when those British colonialists introduced a flawed traffic system to Australia and Cyprus. Seems to go against every accepted international protocol, even when compared to aviation and maritime law. GR says a lot of things, but unfortunately most of it is bollocks.

I picked up your reference about Honda withdrawing from F1.

I was referring to Coriolis Force and the way this causes water to flush in the oposite direction and likening it to your comment about holding maps upside down in the southern hemisphere. IT WAS A JOKE LANA. I WAS NOT SERIOUS.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriolis_effect

PS: Have you thought about applying at Anorthosis?

[Svetlana]

I am still confused; are you blaming a Frenchman for your disfunctional toilets?

Regarding my reference to 'Satlav' IT WAS A JOKE PAPHITIS. I WAS NOT SERIOUS.

I will have you know GR thinks very highly of me and describes me as a 'daft Slavian bint' - I must look that up in Wikipedia and see what it means.

I thought 'Anorthosis' was a disease contracted by rabbits, but apparently not. No, it would mean living in Limassolouless; I would rather watch Peyia Third Eleven

Lana

Still no offers for Jensen!

[Paphitis]

I am still confused; are you blaming a Frenchman for your disfunctional toilets?

Regarding my reference to 'Satlav' IT WAS A JOKE PAPHITIS. I WAS NOT SERIOUS.

I will have you know GR thinks very highly of me and describes me as a 'daft Slavian bint' - I must look that up in Wikipedia and see what it means.

I thought 'Anorthosis' was a disease contracted by rabbits, but apparently not. No, it would mean living in Limassolouless; I would rather watch Peyia Third Eleven

Lana

Still no offers for Jensen!

Yup, I was blaming a Frenchman for our disfunctional toilets. Don't know what got into me really.

Sat Lav I did not get. I had to google it. I am so relieved you were only joking.

I am happy that GR! thinks so highly of you. I did say that GR! mostly talks a lot of bollocks, but in this case he might have hit the nail right on the head. He is really a sweet guy. You 2 should go out. Then we could get the first Choirokitian/Slavic mix when you 2 have children.

Anorthosis is a disease!

Limassol is louless. They use holes in the ground.

I hope you keep those red balls nice and shiny for the Peyia Eleven.

You could volunteer and play in the slips. But don't let those balls slip by.

Nice chatting with you.

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