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Postby chrisp » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:41 pm

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Postby DANGAMAN » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:56 pm

what do they call Chinese food in china... Food?

If your traveling at the speed of sound and you fart... Do you smell or hear it first?

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Postby IcyNoAngel » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:26 pm

If you drive a car with the speed of light and you turn on your lights, what would happen?
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Postby Oracle » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:22 pm

IcyNoAngel wrote:If you drive a car with the speed of light and you turn on your lights, what would happen?


You'll experience a Big Bang! :D
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Postby IcyNoAngel » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm

I have to try it to believe you 8)
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Postby Oracle » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:26 pm

IcyNoAngel wrote:I have to try it to believe you 8)


I'll film you .... 8)

(I'll use Infra-Red!)
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Postby DANGAMAN » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:00 pm

Oracle wrote:
IcyNoAngel wrote:I have to try it to believe you 8)


I'll film you .... 8)

(I'll use Infra-Red!)


WHAT EVER YOU DO... DO NOT USE I REPEAT, DO NOT USE THE FLASH

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