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Postby turkkan » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:18 am

http://www.calgaryherald.com/vive+diffe ... story.html

BERLIN -- The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones, according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms.


The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database.


The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48-cm (6.09-inch) long condoms, about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose condom-size requirement was the most modest.


Jan Vinzenz Krause, the institute's director, told Reuters on Friday the data was collected over a period of eight months.


He did not want to comment on how honest he thought the Frenchmen had been in reporting the data.


The survey was aimed at educating youngsters about the importance of effective contraception.


The institute also offers online condom-size advice and hosts "Pimp Your Condom" -- an annual fair organized in cooperation with the national Aids Trust -- with the aim of educating teens about sexually transmitted diseases.


Krause was in the spotlight in the past when he produced a prototype of the "spray-on condom" -- an aerosol can which contains latex that creates a perfectly fitting condom. But the idea was not developed further.
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Postby vaughanwilliams » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:50 am

I'm saying nothing...except it confirmed what I thought.
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Postby Sotos » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:57 am

vaughanwilliams wrote:I'm saying nothing...except it confirmed what I thought.


So it was a confirmation of your own personal experience after being fucked by men from every race? :lol: What I think is that this study is bullshit. First of all they asked them and everybody could say whatever they wanted. And secondly how was this study done? Online maybe? So some Turks with small Oriental dicks could say they are Greeks? :roll:
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Postby Oracle » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:50 am

Since this survey was done according to personal "measurements" ..... I would say it reminds me of ordering a hearty meal in France and being faced with a a giant platter contain nothing but a few string beans and a slice of chicken swimming in some gravy ...

Order a meal in Cyprus and you end up stuffed after a dozen dishes, and unable to move 8)

Relativity .....
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Postby Nikitas » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:55 am

It seems we now have a resident "capotologist".
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Postby coremax » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:58 am

It's a huge lie that French needs bigger condoms, I remember going through a set of pharmacies in Marseille and managed to find the appropriate XL size somewhere near Vitrolles... (About 40 kilometers out of Marseille) If you believe in Economics, so much for the demand and supply curve for 'bigger' condoms in France.

Dishes? Do you have any idea what 2 miniscule sized oysters would do to you Oracle?
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Postby Oracle » Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:10 pm

coremax wrote:It's a huge lie that French needs bigger condoms, I remember going through a set of pharmacies in Marseille and managed to find the appropriate XL size somewhere near Vitrolles... (About 40 kilometers out of Marseille) If you believe in Economics, so much for the demand and supply curve for 'bigger' condoms in France.

Dishes? Do you have any idea what 2 miniscule sized oysters would do to you Oracle?


... make me throw-up! :roll:
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Postby coremax » Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:21 pm

I meant feeding it, not eating it ;)
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Postby T_C » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:50 pm

Oracle wrote:Since this survey was done according to personal "measurements" ..... I would say it reminds me of ordering a hearty meal in France and being faced with a a giant platter contain nothing but a few string beans and a slice of chicken swimming in some gravy ...



French food sucks! :evil:

During 2003 fashion week, me and a few people went for a meal after the show had ended. Everyone was ordering all these fancy French meals, but I thought I'd play it safe and order something I knew I'd enjoy cos I was soooooooo hungry.

I opted for the "steak tartare with pomme frites" thinking I was going to get a nice juicy steak with chips.... :roll:

I was MORTIFIED when they bought me RAW and BLOODY mince meat with a RAW egg cracked on top of it, and a little coffee plate of chips!

For £30 you can be certain I tried to eat it. Couldn't even do that, because it was COLD like it'd just come out of the fridge.... :evil:
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Postby Get Real! » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:59 pm

Had the condom research been extended to Choirokitians the whole industry would've been in a crisis... not enough rubber, Malaysian stocks tumbling, etc, etc...
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