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[SSBubbles]

I am a little concerned you have an image in your mind's eye of me Isn't that a bit kinky?

Absolutely NOT, if you could see the imaginary picture I have of you, certainly you would understand how improbable such a suggestion would be.
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Don't forget the condoms!
(joke )

[Floda]

I am a little concerned you have an image in your mind's eye of me Isn't that a bit kinky?

Absolutely NOT, if you could see the imaginary picture I have of you, certainly you would understand how improbable such a suggestion would be.
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Don't forget the condoms!
(joke )

'Bargepole' would be more appropriate I'm sure, providing YOU would be prepared to do the poking !.

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[SSBubbles]

I am a little concerned you have an image in your mind's eye of me Isn't that a bit kinky?

Absolutely NOT, if you could see the imaginary picture I have of you, certainly you would understand how improbable such a suggestion would be.
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Don't forget the condoms!
(joke )

'Bargepole' would be more appropriate I'm sure, providing YOU would be prepared to do the poking !.

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Huh! Trust you to get the wrong end of the stick!

(Do I have to spell it out for you? )

[Floda]

Not being too familiar with 'Ladies' who openly/publicly discuss the dimensions and function of the male genitalia, I fear you have me at a disadvantage.

Perhaps I should frequent the 'Red Light' areas of Liverpool (or Cyprus) in order to learn more.

Fortunately, I have thus far never found it necessary to do so, BUT, having now reached the age of 42, who knows what the future holds forth for a man of advancing years ?.

[SSBubbles]

Not being too familiar with 'Ladies' who openly/publicly discuss the dimensions and function of the male genitalia, I fear you have me at a disadvantage.

Perhaps I should frequent the 'Red Light' areas of Liverpool (or Cyprus) in order to learn more.

Fortunately, I have thus far never found it necessary to do so, BUT, having now reached the age of 42, who knows what the future holds forth for a man of advancing years ?.

Methinks you need to visit an opticians as you have confused me with someone else - again!

I fear you have the wrong end of the stick (for the second time at least this evening) as I have only ever been to Liverpool once in my life and unlike you (it seems) I have no idea as to the whereabouts of the 'red light' district as I spent most of my time shopping for (and finding) bargains in the sales!

I am unacquainted with the red light areas of Cyprus also - neither do I care to become acquainted, but if you wish to share your knowledge I am sure there may be some viewers who would!

[Floda]

Not being too familiar with 'Ladies' who openly/publicly discuss the dimensions and function of the male genitalia, I fear you have me at a disadvantage.

Perhaps I should frequent the 'Red Light' areas of Liverpool (or Cyprus) in order to learn more.

Fortunately, I have thus far never found it necessary to do so, BUT, having now reached the age of 42, who knows what the future holds forth for a man of advancing years ?.

Methinks you need to visit an opticians as you have confused me with someone else - again!

I fear you have the wrong end of the stick (for the second time at least this evening) as I have only ever been to Liverpool once in my life and unlike you (it seems) I have no idea as to the whereabouts of the 'red light' district as I spent my a large portion of my time shopping for (and finding) bargains in the sales!

I am unacquainted with the red light areas of Cyprus also - neither do I care to become acquainted, but if you wish to share your knowledge I am sure there may be some viewers who would!

I am well aware of the difference between the two identities involved in these exchanges, my first (and subsequent) remarks were in response to the revived post which YOU brought forth.

However, the derogatory comments were directed more to the original poster than to yourself, my apologies if you misconstrued the meaning of them, perhaps YOU have grasped the wrong end of the stick this time.

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[SSBubbles]

Not being too familiar with 'Ladies' who openly/publicly discuss the dimensions and function of the male genitalia, I fear you have me at a disadvantage.

Perhaps I should frequent the 'Red Light' areas of Liverpool (or Cyprus) in order to learn more.

Fortunately, I have thus far never found it necessary to do so, BUT, having now reached the age of 42, who knows what the future holds forth for a man of advancing years ?.

Methinks you need to visit an opticians as you have confused me with someone else - again!

I fear you have the wrong end of the stick (for the second time at least this evening) as I have only ever been to Liverpool once in my life and unlike you (it seems) I have no idea as to the whereabouts of the 'red light' district as I spent my a large portion of my time shopping for (and finding) bargains in the sales!

I am unacquainted with the red light areas of Cyprus also - neither do I care to become acquainted, but if you wish to share your knowledge I am sure there may be some viewers who would!

I am well aware of the difference between the two identities involved in these exchanges, my first (and subsequent) remarks were in response to the revived post which YOU brought forth.

However, the derogatory comments were directed more to the original poster than to yourself, my apologies if you misconstrued the meaning of them, perhaps YOU have grasped the wrong end of the stick this time.

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I have not been on the forum for two days (yes, I know that makes some happy - but others sad!)

This thread was revived on Wednesday - not by me!

I am sure that I am not alone in being 'confused' by your posts! Maybe you should be more 'direct' in your posts! :wink

[Floda]

Not being too familiar with 'Ladies' who openly/publicly discuss the dimensions and function of the male genitalia, I fear you have me at a disadvantage.

Perhaps I should frequent the 'Red Light' areas of Liverpool (or Cyprus) in order to learn more.

Fortunately, I have thus far never found it necessary to do so, BUT, having now reached the age of 42, who knows what the future holds forth for a man of advancing years ?.

Methinks you need to visit an opticians as you have confused me with someone else - again!

I fear you have the wrong end of the stick (for the second time at least this evening) as I have only ever been to Liverpool once in my life and unlike you (it seems) I have no idea as to the whereabouts of the 'red light' district as I spent my a large portion of my time shopping for (and finding) bargains in the sales!

I am unacquainted with the red light areas of Cyprus also - neither do I care to become acquainted, but if you wish to share your knowledge I am sure there may be some viewers who would!

I am well aware of the difference between the two identities involved in these exchanges, my first (and subsequent) remarks were in response to the revived post which YOU brought forth.

However, the derogatory comments were directed more to the original poster than to yourself, my apologies if you misconstrued the meaning of them, perhaps YOU have grasped the wrong end of the stick this time.

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I have not been on the forum for two days (yes, I know that makes some happy - but others sad!)

This thread was revived on Wednesday - not by me!

I am sure that I am not alone in being 'confused' by your posts! Maybe you should be more 'direct' in your posts! :wink

My interest was captured by the revival by YOU of the post which included my contact with Bubble 'n' squeak, I cannot see where any 'confusion' is apparent and assure you that I intended no offence to you personally by responding to it.

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[SSBubbles]

My interest was captured by the revival by YOU of the post which included my contact with Bubble 'n' squeak, I cannot see where any 'confusion' is apparent and assure you that I intended no offence to you personally by responding to it.

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Fair enough. Glad I caught your eye with my jokey response!