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by **Oracle** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:11 am

Bananiot wrote:Someone went to a fancy dress party wearing a condom over his nose.

"What are you?" somebody asked
"F*ck knows" came the reply.

P.S. Donkeys have it big. They are still donkeys.

Finally Bananiot comes out in support of his kin ..... :lol:

(I always suspected you are a crypto-patriot :wink:

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by **Bananiot** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:30 am

Careful now, I did not contest the findings, I merely explained that size is (euphemistically) immaterial. What kind of support is this?

by **Oracle** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:36 am

Bananiot wrote:Careful now, I did not contest the findings, I merely explained that size is (euphemistically) immaterial. What kind of support is this?

A small gesture for an average GC, but a monumental leap forward for you dear.

Hope springs forth as from little acorns, mighty oaks do grow ....

by **denizaksulu** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:44 pm

Talisker wrote:
sweetie pie wrote:Actually recent research using statistics of the number of extra large condoms sold in each country indicates that the men with the largest penis's come from Edinburgh in Scotland.

What a great post you made there, Sweetie Pie! My parents hail from the Athens of the North...........great genes!

Related to the Lord Elgin perchance? :lol:

by **Floda** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:47 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
Talisker wrote:
sweetie pie wrote:Actually recent research using statistics of the number of extra large condoms sold in each country indicates that the men with the largest penis's come from Edinburgh in Scotland.

What a great post you made there, Sweetie Pie! My parents hail from the Athens of the North...........great genes!

Related to the Lord Elgin perchance?

Wasn't he a Turk ?, no sorry, it's just that having nicked the marbles I assumed he might have been. :lol:

by **CBBB** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:49 pm

What's a condom?

by **denizaksulu** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:00 pm

Floda wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Talisker wrote:
sweetie pie wrote:Actually recent research using statistics of the number of extra large condoms sold in each country indicates that the men with the largest penis's come from Edinburgh in Scotland.

What a great post you made there, Sweetie Pie! My parents hail from the Athens of the North...........great genes!

Related to the Lord Elgin perchance?

Wasn't he a Turk ?, no sorry, it's just that having nicked the marbles I assumed he might have been.

Everytime I visit the British Museum, I am filled with hatred towards those that have plundered our lands; be it Greece, Turkey or Cyprus.

Imagine a few greedy beggars selling a 'few' pieces of marble to the Franks and what do you get. A Complete Graeco/Roman Temple, in the middle of the BM. The almost complete temple of Pergamon (from Turkey) in the Berlin museum and the Elgin marbles. Melina Mercouri had my full support in her quest for the return of the Elgin Marbles. The UK has no excuse for not returning them.

They should petition Phil the Greek, perhaps he could use his 'influence' to get them returned to the most logical place.

by **FreeSpirit** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:01 pm

French need largest condoms, greek get by on little ones

Just confirms what I always thought; why they're called 'Dick Heads' small brain small d1ck

by **dinos** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:37 am

Bananiot wrote:... I merely explained that size is (euphemistically) immaterial...

Come on, now...when were you last satisfied by a gent with a small tallywacker? :lol:

Also a pre-emptive apology, Bananiot. This is intended strictly in good fun. Hope you're well...

by **Cem** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:18 pm

It is because Greeks, unlike the french, have learned to wear it to fit the size of the appropriate place of their anatomy !

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