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It depends what these large condoms are ultimately used for ....

Putting them over their heads as a party trick seems to be a popular pastime in pubs

Or the Irishman who was advised to place one on his 'organ' in order to prevent further additions to his family.

He, who a few months later remonstrated with his doctor (who had advised him) since his wife was again pregnant.

Doctor :- "Did you place the contraceptive on your organ as I instructed ?"

Irishman :- "Sure we haven't got an organ, so I put it on the leg of the piano !"

Boom Boom, (the old one's are the best !)

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Oh well, the Pope would approve ....

Do you mean that the Pope plays piano ?.

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Only with the legs .....

[Floda]

In order to avoid confusion and at the same time dispense with speculation, I suggest we should enquire of an 'expert' in matters concerning the measurement of the male 'Dick' ( as the aforementioned 'expert' refers to it).

Come forward Bubble 'n' squeak, YOU who have assessed MY character AND measurements with such accuracy without either seeing or knowing me.

Your many posts (even in the games sections) often border on the lascivious, indeed, at times one could be forgiven for thinking that you are actually preoccupied with matters relating to it.

Unless of course you are making enquiries as to whether or not the 'Christmas Gifts' you anticipate receiving are stolen.

Unless of course you are demonstrating your cultural superiority by not even having the courtesy to respond to a gentleman's apology

Unless of course you are generally engaged in the practice of insulting people you have never met (nor are ever likely to since they would hardly wish to associate with one such as yourself).

Yes, do give us ALL the benefit of your experience in such matters, you DO seem to portray yourself as one 'well acquainted' with the shapes, sizes and colours of so many, it would be a great pity to keep such information to yourself.

Best wishes to you from, 'The little runt with the small dick who is boring, has no friends and should 'Get a Life' (according to one who spends the majority of HER time spouting 'One word/line comments in the imbecile section of the games boards).

And you have the audacity to associate yourself with a nation which prides itself on it's family values and respectability, well, Tut Tut.

Floda you called Im pleased to hear i was so accurate about you I must be psychic

I must admit I did not accept your apology as I did not feel it was genuine but rather patronising Maybe I was wrong?

As for my expertise on the male penis give me a little time and i'll get back to you!

I am sorry I have obviously hit a nerve and really thought you would be over it by now I didn't realise you were so sensitive! Pleased you have got it out of your system, better late than never! It's not good to bottle things up!

I know you love me really!

Fondest Regards
B&S

Now THAT'S more like it Bubble 'n' squeak, thank you for your response, I always knew you were capable of greater effusion than your usual posts indicate.

Congratulations on your 'Psychic Powers' (they may prove to be of use when you receive your 'Christmas Gifts').

As to apologies, I am not a man who does not mean what he says/writes (unless it is obviously in jest) nor am I unappreciative of common courtesy.

Kindest Regards.

[Bubble 'n' squeak]

In order to avoid confusion and at the same time dispense with speculation, I suggest we should enquire of an 'expert' in matters concerning the measurement of the male 'Dick' ( as the aforementioned 'expert' refers to it).

Come forward Bubble 'n' squeak, YOU who have assessed MY character AND measurements with such accuracy without either seeing or knowing me.

Your many posts (even in the games sections) often border on the lascivious, indeed, at times one could be forgiven for thinking that you are actually preoccupied with matters relating to it.

Unless of course you are making enquiries as to whether or not the 'Christmas Gifts' you anticipate receiving are stolen.

Unless of course you are demonstrating your cultural superiority by not even having the courtesy to respond to a gentleman's apology

Unless of course you are generally engaged in the practice of insulting people you have never met (nor are ever likely to since they would hardly wish to associate with one such as yourself).

Yes, do give us ALL the benefit of your experience in such matters, you DO seem to portray yourself as one 'well acquainted' with the shapes, sizes and colours of so many, it would be a great pity to keep such information to yourself.

Best wishes to you from, 'The little runt with the small dick who is boring, has no friends and should 'Get a Life' (according to one who spends the majority of HER time spouting 'One word/line comments in the imbecile section of the games boards).

And you have the audacity to associate yourself with a nation which prides itself on it's family values and respectability, well, Tut Tut.

Floda you called Im pleased to hear i was so accurate about you I must be psychic

I must admit I did not accept your apology as I did not feel it was genuine but rather patronising Maybe I was wrong?

As for my expertise on the male penis give me a little time and i'll get back to you!

I am sorry I have obviously hit a nerve and really thought you would be over it by now I didn't realise you were so sensitive! Pleased you have got it out of your system, better late than never! It's not good to bottle things up!

I know you love me really!

Fondest Regards
B&S

Floda, just out of interest what nationality are you?

[Talisker]

It depends what these large condoms are ultimately used for ....

Putting them over their heads as a party trick seems to be a popular pastime in pubs

Sometimes they need a bit of stretching before they're usable........

Scots lass helps her man with precoital ritual.........

[Floda]

Floda, just out of interest what nationality are you?

Good Heavens!!, have you relinquished your 'Psychic Powers' already ?.

[Bubble 'n' squeak]

Floda, just out of interest what nationality are you?

Good Heavens!!, have you relinquished your 'Psychic Powers' already ?.

Well? Come on dont be shy, that's not like you!

[Floda]

Floda, just out of interest what nationality are you?

Good Heavens!!, have you relinquished your 'Psychic Powers' already ?.

Well? Come on dont be shy, that's not like you!

Taking into account the number of times I have been branded 'Nazi' (on account of the reversal of my name) and having been likened to 'Sherlock Holmes' by another wag.

PLUS the numerous times I have been affronted by you, I do not feel disposed to disclose my personal details since they may present the opportunity for others (if so inclined) to insult my countrymen and I would not expose myself to the reproach that I instigated such affront.

However, since I display the flag of 'Belgium' in my avatar and DO relish investigative pastimes (particularly when dealing with lying politicians), perhaps you will be content to imagine me as something of an 'Hercule Poirot' though not in stature I assure you) .

I have an image of you in my mind's eye, you have one of me in yours, it may well turn out to be something of a surprise SHOULD we meet, although, being 'Psychic', you of course have me at a disadvantage.

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[Bubble 'n' squeak]

Floda, just out of interest what nationality are you?

Good Heavens!!, have you relinquished your 'Psychic Powers' already ?.

Well? Come on dont be shy, that's not like you!

Taking into account the number of times I have been branded 'Nazi' (on account of the reversal of my name) and having been likened to 'Sherlock Holmes' by another wag.

PLUS the numerous times I have been affronted by you, I do not feel disposed to disclose my personal details since they may present the opportunity for others (if so inclined) to insult my countrymen and I would not expose myself to the reproach that I instigated such affront.

However, since I display the flag of 'Belgium' in my avatar and DO relish investigative pastimes (particularly when dealing with lying politicians), perhaps you will be content to imagine me as something of an 'Hercule Poirot' though not in stature I assure you) .

I have an image of you in my mind's eye, you have one of me in yours, it may well turn out to be something of a surprise SHOULD we meet, although, being 'Psychic', you of course have me at a disadvantage.


Not much chance of meeting as you are always hiding from the Brits!!

I am a little concerned you have an image in your mind's eye of me Isn't that a bit kinky?

[Floda]

I am a little concerned you have an image in your mind's eye of me Isn't that a bit kinky?

Absolutely NOT, if you could see the imaginary picture I have of you, certainly you would understand how improbable such a suggestion would be.

That I should have gained such an impression is YOUR doing not mine, perhaps, now that we are at least communicating in a more considerate manner, the images we conjure up may change.

I am sure that openly insulting strangers is most disrespectful, NOT to the object of the affront but to the one issuing such insult.

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[Bananiot]

Someone went to a fancy dress party wearing a condom over his nose.

"What are you?" somebody asked
"F*ck knows" came the reply.

P.S. Donkeys have it big. They are still donkeys.