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[sweetie pie]

Actually recent research using statistics of the number of extra large condoms sold in each country indicates that the men with the largest penis's come from Edinburgh in Scotland.

[Talisker]

Actually recent research using statistics of the number of extra large condoms sold in each country indicates that the men with the largest penis's come from Edinburgh in Scotland.

What a great post you made there, Sweetie Pie! My parents hail from the Athens of the North...........great genes!

[Floda]

Actually recent research using statistics of the number of extra large condoms sold in each country indicates that the men with the largest penis's come from Edinburgh in Scotland.

"sweetie pie" I do believe that Talisker and I were at cross purposes, I was actually referring to the dimensions of a 'Leprechaun's Walking Stick', I do hope I have not interfered with the train of thought.

"Och Aye !"

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[Oracle]

It depends what these large condoms are ultimately used for ....

Putting them over their heads as a party trick seems to be a popular pastime in pubs

[Talisker]

It depends what these large condoms are ultimately used for ....

Putting them over their heads as a party trick seems to be a popular pastime in pubs

Sometimes they need a bit of stretching before they're usable........

[Floda]

It depends what these large condoms are ultimately used for ....

Putting them over their heads as a party trick seems to be a popular pastime in pubs

Or the Irishman who was advised to place one on his 'organ' in order to prevent further additions to his family.

He, who a few months later remonstrated with his doctor (who had advised him) since his wife was again pregnant.

Doctor :- "Did you place the contraceptive on your organ as I instructed ?"

Irishman :- "Sure we haven't got an organ, so I put it on the leg of the piano !"

Boom Boom, (the old one's are the best !)

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[Oracle]

It depends what these large condoms are ultimately used for ....

Putting them over their heads as a party trick seems to be a popular pastime in pubs

Or the Irishman who was advised to place one on his 'organ' in order to prevent further additions to his family.

He, who a few months later remonstrated with his doctor (who had advised him) since his wife was again pregnant.

Doctor :- "Did you place the contraceptive on your organ as I instructed ?"

Irishman :- "Sure we haven't got an organ, so I put it on the leg of the piano !"

Boom Boom, (the old one's are the best !)

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Oh well, the Pope would approve ....

[Bubble 'n' squeak]

In order to avoid confusion and at the same time dispense with speculation, I suggest we should enquire of an 'expert' in matters concerning the measurement of the male 'Dick' ( as the aforementioned 'expert' refers to it).

Come forward Bubble 'n' squeak, YOU who have assessed MY character AND measurements with such accuracy without either seeing or knowing me.

Your many posts (even in the games sections) often border on the lascivious, indeed, at times one could be forgiven for thinking that you are actually preoccupied with matters relating to it.

Unless of course you are making enquiries as to whether or not the 'Christmas Gifts' you anticipate receiving are stolen.

Unless of course you are demonstrating your cultural superiority by not even having the courtesy to respond to a gentleman's apology

Unless of course you are generally engaged in the practice of insulting people you have never met (nor are ever likely to since they would hardly wish to associate with one such as yourself).

Yes, do give us ALL the benefit of your experience in such matters, you DO seem to portray yourself as one 'well acquainted' with the shapes, sizes and colours of so many, it would be a great pity to keep such information to yourself.

Best wishes to you from, 'The little runt with the small dick who is boring, has no friends and should 'Get a Life' (according to one who spends the majority of HER time spouting 'One word/line comments in the imbecile section of the games boards).

And you have the audacity to associate yourself with a nation which prides itself on it's family values and respectability, well, Tut Tut.

Floda you called Im pleased to hear i was so accurate about you I must be psychic

I must admit I did not accept your apology as I did not feel it was genuine but rather patronising Maybe I was wrong?

As for my expertise on the male penis give me a little time and i'll get back to you!

I am sorry I have obviously hit a nerve and really thought you would be over it by now I didn't realise you were so sensitive! Pleased you have got it out of your system, better late than never! It's not good to bottle things up!

I know you love me really!

Fondest Regards
B&S

[Talisker]

Actually recent research using statistics of the number of extra large condoms sold in each country indicates that the men with the largest penis's come from Edinburgh in Scotland.

I'd always wondered why Edinburgh had such a reputation for smoke pollution, hence the nickname 'Auld Reekie'.



I understand now - many, many VERY satisfied ladies.

[Floda]

It depends what these large condoms are ultimately used for ....

Putting them over their heads as a party trick seems to be a popular pastime in pubs

Or the Irishman who was advised to place one on his 'organ' in order to prevent further additions to his family.

He, who a few months later remonstrated with his doctor (who had advised him) since his wife was again pregnant.

Doctor :- "Did you place the contraceptive on your organ as I instructed ?"

Irishman :- "Sure we haven't got an organ, so I put it on the leg of the piano !"

Boom Boom, (the old one's are the best !)

.

Oh well, the Pope would approve ....

Do you mean that the Pope plays piano ?.

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