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[DT.]

Can anyone think of any other phrases such as

"couldn't fight his way out of a paperbag"
"couldn't arrange a pissup in a brewery"

I need it for a piece thats being written by a friend.

Thanks

[tessintrnc]

if all his brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose

one French fry short of a Happy Meal

two sandwiches short of a picnic

the lights are on but there's nobody home

Tess

[Buccaneer]

"He couldn't lie straight in bed"

"He's faker than a tranny's fanny"

[wallace]

"one short of a sixpack"

[T_C]

couldn't score in a brothel....

[halil]

Can anyone think of any other phrases such as

"couldn't fight his way out of a paperbag"
"couldn't arrange a pissup in a brewery"

I need it for a piece thats being written by a friend.

Thanks

sorry i was very bussy today

[DT.]

thanks to everyone. Piece printed and finished. WInning phrase was "Even if here brains were dynamite, she still couldn't blow her nose."

[SSBubbles]

thanks to everyone. Piece printed and finished. WInning phrase was "Even if here brains were dynamite, she still couldn't blow her nose."

I have been trying to post for ages - computer keeps logging out!

Well, just for the fun of it;

"he is as much use as a chocolate fireguard"

"the village is obviously missing its idiot today"

"he must be a cent short of a euro" (adapted for today's monetary system!)

[CBBB]

I prefer my localised phrase:

Couldn't organise a brew-up in PIssouri!

[halil]

what a life , without a wife