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[SSBubbles]

I prefer my localised phrase:

Couldn't organise a brew-up in PIssouri!

Bet Grump could!

[Get Real!]

Taken from...

"1000 Ways To Call Someone Stupid... "

Couldn't hit sand if he fell off a camel.

Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if he were standing inside.

Couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

Couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

Couldn't run out of sight on a dark night / in a week.

Couldn't scratch his ass with a hand full of fish hooks.

Couldn't tell which way the elevator was going if he had two guesses.

Couldn't think/pee/fight his way out of a paper bag.

Couldn't walk on water at absolute zero.

Couldn't write dialog for a porno flick.

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