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[Talisker]

The ultimate test - your allegiance to your Greek genes or other?

Vive la difference -- French say need biggest condoms
BERLIN (Reuters) - The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones , according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms. The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database. The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48-cm (6.09-inch) long condoms, about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose condom-size requirement was the most modest.
http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNe ... 1F20081128

Of course I'm assuming Scots must be number 2 on the list..............probably due to our kinship with the French over the centuries.....the Auld Alliance!

I'm thinking GRs theory on the genetic origins of GCs might get more support now. Which is it guys - Chirokitian (possibly middling - at best - in this crucial survey) or Greek?

[purdey]

I was always led to believe French condoms (preservatif) were the smallest made in Europe, which is why they are not exported.

[Get Real!]

Bingo! Talisker discovers irrefutable evidence of a major Cypriot genetic difference from Greeks… why is it we Cypriots can never fit in any of the available condoms off the shelf and end up using our wife’s stockings? Ha?


In your face you Greek mythological rice sticks!

[Talisker]

Bingo! Talisker discovers irrefutable evidence of a major Cypriot genetic difference from Greeks… why is it we Cypriots can never fit in any of the available condoms off the shelf and end up using our wife’s stockings? Ha?


In your face you Greek mythological rice sticks!

Irrefutable scientific evidence always comes to the fore.

Are you sure you haven't been confusing the role of stockings in your sexual shenanigans, GR? She's supposed to wear them, not you.........and on her legs........

[Talisker]

Don't worry all non-Chirokitian-GCs - help is at hand (pardon the pun ) from:
http://immersivemedical.com/penis-enlargement.html

The most common reason for men seeking this surgery is an esthetic needs and an individual (not national ) feeling that their penis is too small. Penis enlargement procedure can be divided into two categories temporary and permanent methods. The temporary methods include pills, herbal supplements and vacuum pumps; these methods have various degree of success. Most of the procedures done today are permanent surgical enlargement of the penis length and width.

To increase the length the surgeon uses the following technique. One third of the penis is hidden inside the body, it is attached to the pubic bone by two ligaments, the suspensory and the fundiform ligament. Cutting those ligaments adds to the penis length additional 2-3 cm in a flaccid state. The size in the erect state varies considerably. After the surgery, to prevent scaring and contraction counterweight is applied to the penis until healing is complete.

To enlarge the width, the surgeon uses fat grafts and performs a lipo sculpture. The fat is taken from another body part, it is being prepared by centrifuge or using special solutions and then injected into the penis. Afterward the surgeon "sculptures" the penis to achieve the new appearance. This way there is almost no tissue rejection and only a minimal scar is seen. Another method to enlarge the width is dermal or foreign body implants. Subcutaneous tissue is taken from another body site and implanted into the penis. Sometimes collagen grafts are also used. This method requires two step surgery and sometimes resulting in graft rejection and permanent penis damage.

The length operation lasts about an hour and general sedation usually applied. The width procedure takes one an half hours and can be done using IV sedation. You will be able to return to work after a few days, but you must wear a bandage for a week (where? ). After the operation it is essential to stretch the penis allowing better healing. You can return to sexual activity after 10-14 days following fat transfer and 3-4 weeks following length surgery. The pain is minimal and can be successfully treated with painkillers. The procedure does not affect the ability to have children.

[Get Real!]

Bingo! Talisker discovers irrefutable evidence of a major Cypriot genetic difference from Greeks… why is it we Cypriots can never fit in any of the available condoms off the shelf and end up using our wife’s stockings? Ha?


In your face you Greek mythological rice sticks!

Irrefutable scientific evidence always comes to the fore.

Are you sure you haven't been confusing the role of stockings in your sexual shenanigans, GR? She's supposed to wear them, not you.........and on her legs........

Err... let's not get confused with what Miltiades does with a PAIR of stockings as opposed to what a Chirokitian does with ONE stocking...

[Talisker]

Bingo! Talisker discovers irrefutable evidence of a major Cypriot genetic difference from Greeks… why is it we Cypriots can never fit in any of the available condoms off the shelf and end up using our wife’s stockings? Ha?


In your face you Greek mythological rice sticks!

Irrefutable scientific evidence always comes to the fore.

Are you sure you haven't been confusing the role of stockings in your sexual shenanigans, GR? She's supposed to wear them, not you.........and on her legs........

Err... let's not get confused with what Miltiades does with a PAIR of stockings as opposed to what a Chirokitian does with ONE stocking...

Thanks for those mental images - my weekend is now ruined!

[x_christina_a]

from my experience..cypriots have big penises..and they have trouble finding a condom their size..

had to be said

[Lee A Kada]

from my experience..cypriots have big penises..and they have trouble finding a condom their size..

had to be said

Does that mean you have some good news to share with us?

[bill cobbett]

from my experience..cypriots have big penises..and they have trouble finding a condom their size..

had to be said

Would anyone mind if I was first in the rush from male members to welcome x-c-a to our little forum?