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Postby psycho » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:12 pm

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purdey wrote:Also the Jew in the UK has no better friend than the people of Scotland.

Is that because they have short arms and deep pockets when it comes to their round in the pub :)


Stereotyping? :lol:

NO........ personal experience :evil:
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Postby SSBubbles » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:18 pm

psycho wrote:
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purdey wrote:Also the Jew in the UK has no better friend than the people of Scotland.

Is that because they have short arms and deep pockets when it comes to their round in the pub :)


Stereotyping? :lol:

NO........ personal experience :evil:




Shame! :roll:
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Postby Floda » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:30 pm

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Floda wrote:The problem with those who profess to be Scottish (and they are easily identified) is that they do not have the 'Bearing' of the true Scot and it is quite obvious when met face to face.

Through THIS medium , one has to rely on one's judgement and make assessments from what is written by them.

Unfortunately, the one individual most under recent scrutiny (mentioning no names) who refuses to accept responsibility for his actions (preferring to blame and condemn others) reveals himself to be the shadow of a real Scot. (IMHO).

I am convinced that he regards himself as something of a 'William Wallace' in his mind, but rapidly becomes more of a 'Rab C Nesbitt' when engaged in any dispute which might question his true identity.

There is a Scot (of my acquaintance) who lives in Edmonton, London and frequents the 'William 1V' public house on Fore Street, he lives in an apartment on the top floor of a local 'Tower Block' (his penthouse as he describes it) and he declares himself to be the only true 'Highriselander' in the vicinity.

He has charm and wit, is fiercely patriotic and wears the kilt of the 'Clan Douglas' with dignity and pride, not a man to be trifled with and certainly a credit to his forebears.

How sad that patriots such as he (and others who hail from the hardy land) so often bear the brunt of crude humour whilst others attempt to emulate their superior countenance.

I confess that I too have at times resorted to the base humour I have indicated BUT, I know from experience the value of the Scot's tenacity in times of strife, highly commendable. (IMHO). :wink:

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So you're hiding from the Brits.... Yeah right. There are not that many 'William 1V' public houses on Fore Street, Edmonton, London.

I hope this fiercely patriotic true 'Highriselander Scot who wears the kilt of the 'Clan Douglas with dignity and pride stands his round and buys the beers. :lol:




I think the gentleman is happier in the company of those of his own social level, hardly likely to be 'Beer Swillers' old chap.

The question of 'Standing One's Round' is NEVER an issue among such gentlefolk, nor for that matter is 'Standing' since such patrons (Unlike the Swillers) maintain their dignity by avoiding excesses and therefore remain erect.

Falling about drunk is quite funny actually (for the one watching the spectacle) until the spewing in the gutters, filthy language, fights and immoral behaviour commences, at that point the Brits become rather tiresome and do themselves no justice by behaving so.

Certainly you will never see a self-respecting Scot behaving in such a disreputable manner, perish the thought. :roll: :wink:
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Postby psycho » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:52 pm

Floda wrote:
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Floda wrote:The problem with those who profess to be Scottish (and they are easily identified) is that they do not have the 'Bearing' of the true Scot and it is quite obvious when met face to face.

Through THIS medium , one has to rely on one's judgement and make assessments from what is written by them.

Unfortunately, the one individual most under recent scrutiny (mentioning no names) who refuses to accept responsibility for his actions (preferring to blame and condemn others) reveals himself to be the shadow of a real Scot. (IMHO).

I am convinced that he regards himself as something of a 'William Wallace' in his mind, but rapidly becomes more of a 'Rab C Nesbitt' when engaged in any dispute which might question his true identity.

There is a Scot (of my acquaintance) who lives in Edmonton, London and frequents the 'William 1V' public house on Fore Street, he lives in an apartment on the top floor of a local 'Tower Block' (his penthouse as he describes it) and he declares himself to be the only true 'Highriselander' in the vicinity.

He has charm and wit, is fiercely patriotic and wears the kilt of the 'Clan Douglas' with dignity and pride, not a man to be trifled with and certainly a credit to his forebears.

How sad that patriots such as he (and others who hail from the hardy land) so often bear the brunt of crude humour whilst others attempt to emulate their superior countenance.

I confess that I too have at times resorted to the base humour I have indicated BUT, I know from experience the value of the Scot's tenacity in times of strife, highly commendable. (IMHO). :wink:

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So you're hiding from the Brits.... Yeah right. There are not that many 'William 1V' public houses on Fore Street, Edmonton, London.

I hope this fiercely patriotic true 'Highriselander Scot who wears the kilt of the 'Clan Douglas with dignity and pride stands his round and buys the beers. :lol:




I think the gentleman is happier in the company of those of his own social level, hardly likely to be 'Beer Swillers' old chap.

The question of 'Standing One's Round' is NEVER an issue among such gentlefolk, nor for that matter is 'Standing' since such patrons (Unlike the Swillers) maintain their dignity by avoiding excesses and therefore remain erect.

Falling about drunk is quite funny actually (for the one watching the spectacle) until the spewing in the gutters, filthy language, fights and immoral behaviour commences, at that point the Brits become rather tiresome and do themselves no justice by behaving so.

Certainly you will never see a self-respecting Scot behaving in such a disreputable manner, perish the thought. :roll: :wink:


Floda my friend, I was in partnership with a Scotsman and he was exactly as you describe..... "Falling about drunk is quite funny actually (for the one watching the spectacle) until the spewing in the gutters, filthy language, fights and immoral behaviour commences, at that point the Brits become rather tiresome and do themselves no justice by behaving so".
As a Consequence I had to get rid of him because he became a liability to the business.
He is now a raving alcoholic sponging off the state :evil:
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Postby Floda » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:09 am

psycho wrote:
Floda wrote:
psycho wrote:
Floda wrote:The problem with those who profess to be Scottish (and they are easily identified) is that they do not have the 'Bearing' of the true Scot and it is quite obvious when met face to face.

Through THIS medium , one has to rely on one's judgement and make assessments from what is written by them.

Unfortunately, the one individual most under recent scrutiny (mentioning no names) who refuses to accept responsibility for his actions (preferring to blame and condemn others) reveals himself to be the shadow of a real Scot. (IMHO).

I am convinced that he regards himself as something of a 'William Wallace' in his mind, but rapidly becomes more of a 'Rab C Nesbitt' when engaged in any dispute which might question his true identity.

There is a Scot (of my acquaintance) who lives in Edmonton, London and frequents the 'William 1V' public house on Fore Street, he lives in an apartment on the top floor of a local 'Tower Block' (his penthouse as he describes it) and he declares himself to be the only true 'Highriselander' in the vicinity.

He has charm and wit, is fiercely patriotic and wears the kilt of the 'Clan Douglas' with dignity and pride, not a man to be trifled with and certainly a credit to his forebears.

How sad that patriots such as he (and others who hail from the hardy land) so often bear the brunt of crude humour whilst others attempt to emulate their superior countenance.

I confess that I too have at times resorted to the base humour I have indicated BUT, I know from experience the value of the Scot's tenacity in times of strife, highly commendable. (IMHO). :wink:

.

So you're hiding from the Brits.... Yeah right. There are not that many 'William 1V' public houses on Fore Street, Edmonton, London.

I hope this fiercely patriotic true 'Highriselander Scot who wears the kilt of the 'Clan Douglas with dignity and pride stands his round and buys the beers. :lol:




I think the gentleman is happier in the company of those of his own social level, hardly likely to be 'Beer Swillers' old chap.

The question of 'Standing One's Round' is NEVER an issue among such gentlefolk, nor for that matter is 'Standing' since such patrons (Unlike the Swillers) maintain their dignity by avoiding excesses and therefore remain erect.

Falling about drunk is quite funny actually (for the one watching the spectacle) until the spewing in the gutters, filthy language, fights and immoral behaviour commences, at that point the Brits become rather tiresome and do themselves no justice by behaving so.

Certainly you will never see a self-respecting Scot behaving in such a disreputable manner, perish the thought. :roll: :wink:


Floda my friend, I was in partnership with a Scotsman and he was exactly as you describe..... "Falling about drunk is quite funny actually (for the one watching the spectacle) until the spewing in the gutters, filthy language, fights and immoral behaviour commences, at that point the Brits become rather tiresome and do themselves no justice by behaving so".
As a Consequence I had to get rid of him because he became a liability to the business.
He is now a raving alcoholic sponging off the state :evil:



In short words, YOU drove the man to drink eh ?. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby denizaksulu » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:12 am

psycho wrote:
Floda wrote:
psycho wrote:
Floda wrote:The problem with those who profess to be Scottish (and they are easily identified) is that they do not have the 'Bearing' of the true Scot and it is quite obvious when met face to face.

Through THIS medium , one has to rely on one's judgement and make assessments from what is written by them.

Unfortunately, the one individual most under recent scrutiny (mentioning no names) who refuses to accept responsibility for his actions (preferring to blame and condemn others) reveals himself to be the shadow of a real Scot. (IMHO).

I am convinced that he regards himself as something of a 'William Wallace' in his mind, but rapidly becomes more of a 'Rab C Nesbitt' when engaged in any dispute which might question his true identity.

There is a Scot (of my acquaintance) who lives in Edmonton, London and frequents the 'William 1V' public house on Fore Street, he lives in an apartment on the top floor of a local 'Tower Block' (his penthouse as he describes it) and he declares himself to be the only true 'Highriselander' in the vicinity.

He has charm and wit, is fiercely patriotic and wears the kilt of the 'Clan Douglas' with dignity and pride, not a man to be trifled with and certainly a credit to his forebears.

How sad that patriots such as he (and others who hail from the hardy land) so often bear the brunt of crude humour whilst others attempt to emulate their superior countenance.

I confess that I too have at times resorted to the base humour I have indicated BUT, I know from experience the value of the Scot's tenacity in times of strife, highly commendable. (IMHO). :wink:

.

So you're hiding from the Brits.... Yeah right. There are not that many 'William 1V' public houses on Fore Street, Edmonton, London.

I hope this fiercely patriotic true 'Highriselander Scot who wears the kilt of the 'Clan Douglas with dignity and pride stands his round and buys the beers. :lol:




I think the gentleman is happier in the company of those of his own social level, hardly likely to be 'Beer Swillers' old chap.

The question of 'Standing One's Round' is NEVER an issue among such gentlefolk, nor for that matter is 'Standing' since such patrons (Unlike the Swillers) maintain their dignity by avoiding excesses and therefore remain erect.

Falling about drunk is quite funny actually (for the one watching the spectacle) until the spewing in the gutters, filthy language, fights and immoral behaviour commences, at that point the Brits become rather tiresome and do themselves no justice by behaving so.

Certainly you will never see a self-respecting Scot behaving in such a disreputable manner, perish the thought. :roll: :wink:


Floda my friend, I was in partnership with a Scotsman and he was exactly as you describe..... "Falling about drunk is quite funny actually (for the one watching the spectacle) until the spewing in the gutters, filthy language, fights and immoral behaviour commences, at that point the Brits become rather tiresome and do themselves no justice by behaving so".
As a Consequence I had to get rid of him because he became a liability to the business.
He is now a raving alcoholic sponging off the state :evil:



Psycho, can I ask you if you are a scot? vying for attention from our Oracle?
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Postby THE HIGHLANDER » Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:14 am

Floda wrote:The problem with those who profess to be Scottish (and they are easily identified) is that they do not have the 'Bearing' of the true Scot and it is quite obvious when met face to face.

Through THIS medium , one has to rely on one's judgement and make assessments from what is written by them.

Unfortunately, the one individual most under recent scrutiny (mentioning no names) who refuses to accept responsibility for his actions (preferring to blame and condemn others) reveals himself to be the shadow of a real Scot. (IMHO).

I am convinced that he regards himself as something of a 'William Wallace' in his mind, but rapidly becomes more of a 'Rab C Nesbitt' when engaged in any dispute which might question his true identity.

There is a Scot (of my acquaintance) who lives in Edmonton, London and frequents the 'William 1V' public house on Fore Street, he lives in an apartment on the top floor of a local 'Tower Block' (his penthouse as he describes it) and he declares himself to be the only true 'Highriselander' in the vicinity.

He has charm and wit, is fiercely patriotic and wears the kilt of the 'Clan Douglas' with dignity and pride, not a man to be trifled with and certainly a credit to his forebears.

How sad that patriots such as he (and others who hail from the hardy land) so often bear the brunt of crude humour whilst others attempt to emulate their superior countenance.

I confess that I too have at times resorted to the base humour I have indicated BUT, I know from experience the value of the Scot's tenacity in times of strife, highly commendable. (IMHO). :wink:

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Postby purdey » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:52 am

You need to get out more Floda, maybe Glasgow on a Saturday night or after a local derby match. Better still spend a evening with Strathclyde Police response unit.
I believe Glasgow has more drunken violence and arrests than any other UK city, it also has a very poor track record on drug addicts and domestic violence, and is the only UK city that has no go areas due to racial tension and gang culture starting as young as eight years old, all very respectable i'm sure.
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Postby psycho » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:13 am

denizaksulu wrote:
psycho wrote:
Floda wrote:
psycho wrote:
Floda wrote:The problem with those who profess to be Scottish (and they are easily identified) is that they do not have the 'Bearing' of the true Scot and it is quite obvious when met face to face.

Through THIS medium , one has to rely on one's judgement and make assessments from what is written by them.

Unfortunately, the one individual most under recent scrutiny (mentioning no names) who refuses to accept responsibility for his actions (preferring to blame and condemn others) reveals himself to be the shadow of a real Scot. (IMHO).

I am convinced that he regards himself as something of a 'William Wallace' in his mind, but rapidly becomes more of a 'Rab C Nesbitt' when engaged in any dispute which might question his true identity.

There is a Scot (of my acquaintance) who lives in Edmonton, London and frequents the 'William 1V' public house on Fore Street, he lives in an apartment on the top floor of a local 'Tower Block' (his penthouse as he describes it) and he declares himself to be the only true 'Highriselander' in the vicinity.

He has charm and wit, is fiercely patriotic and wears the kilt of the 'Clan Douglas' with dignity and pride, not a man to be trifled with and certainly a credit to his forebears.

How sad that patriots such as he (and others who hail from the hardy land) so often bear the brunt of crude humour whilst others attempt to emulate their superior countenance.

I confess that I too have at times resorted to the base humour I have indicated BUT, I know from experience the value of the Scot's tenacity in times of strife, highly commendable. (IMHO). :wink:

.

So you're hiding from the Brits.... Yeah right. There are not that many 'William 1V' public houses on Fore Street, Edmonton, London.

I hope this fiercely patriotic true 'Highriselander Scot who wears the kilt of the 'Clan Douglas with dignity and pride stands his round and buys the beers. :lol:




I think the gentleman is happier in the company of those of his own social level, hardly likely to be 'Beer Swillers' old chap.

The question of 'Standing One's Round' is NEVER an issue among such gentlefolk, nor for that matter is 'Standing' since such patrons (Unlike the Swillers) maintain their dignity by avoiding excesses and therefore remain erect.

Falling about drunk is quite funny actually (for the one watching the spectacle) until the spewing in the gutters, filthy language, fights and immoral behaviour commences, at that point the Brits become rather tiresome and do themselves no justice by behaving so.

Certainly you will never see a self-respecting Scot behaving in such a disreputable manner, perish the thought. :roll: :wink:


Floda my friend, I was in partnership with a Scotsman and he was exactly as you describe..... "Falling about drunk is quite funny actually (for the one watching the spectacle) until the spewing in the gutters, filthy language, fights and immoral behaviour commences, at that point the Brits become rather tiresome and do themselves no justice by behaving so".
As a Consequence I had to get rid of him because he became a liability to the business.
He is now a raving alcoholic sponging off the state :evil:



Psycho, can I ask you if you are a scot? vying for attention from our Oracle?


:shock: :shock: WHAT!! :shock: :shock:
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Postby denizaksulu » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:29 am

If one does not ask, one will never be sure. Nothing wrong by being a Scot btw. (unless you are a Campbell). :?
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