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[karma]

Κλείνουν φυλακή ένα Γερμανό, ένα Γάλλο και ένα Πόντιο ισόβια.
Αποφασίζουν να τους χώσουν σ' ένα μπουντρούμι και να μην έχουν επαφή με τον υπόλοιπο κόσμο για όλη τους τη ζωή.
Τους επιτρέπουν όμως να πάρουν από ένα αντικείμενο, δικιάς τους επιλογής.

Διαλέγει λοιπόν ο Γερμανός ένα σκάκι. Μ' αυτό θα περνάω τον καιρό μου. Είναι παιχνίδι που δεν το βαριέσαι ποτέ...'

Ο Γάλλος διαλέγει μια τράπουλα. Μ' αυτή μπορείς να παίξεις όχι ένα αλλά πολλά διαφορετικά παιχνίδια και εγώ τα ξέρω όλα. Σίγουρα θα είμαι απασχολημένος για πολλά χρόνια'.

Διαλέγει και ο Πόντιος ένα κουτί tampon.

'Καλά ρε, του λένε οι άλλοι δύο, τι θα κάνεις με αυτό; Χαζός είσαι;''

Και τους απαντάει ο Πόντιος: 'Τι θα κάνω μ' αυτό; Διαβάστε εδώ τι
γράφει.

Μπορείτε να κάνετε ιππασία, κολύμβηση, ορειβασία, θαλάσσια σπορ...'

[Oracle]

They imprison a German, a Frenchman and a Pontiac. No outside contact, yahdee yahdee yah!

They allow them however to have one object of their choice.

The German chooses a chess-set to pass time. Never bored etc.

The French chooses paying cards. Can play a lot of different games!

The Pontiac chooses a box of tampons.

Fool, what will you do with these? .. they ask.

The Pontiac replies.... What I will make of this? Read here what it says. You can go riding, swimming, mountaineering, marine sports ...

[denizaksulu]

That was brilliant indeed.


Ne diyor, Jo?

[Oracle]

That was quick ... new glasses working well?

[denizaksulu]

That was quick ... new glasses working well?

Quick indeed. So quick, I cancelled my next saturdays appointment.

I havent got them yet O. Give 'em a chance.

[Get Real!]

They imprison a German, a Frenchman and a Pontiac. No outside contact, yahdee yahdee yah!

Pontian, otherwise it's an American car brand.

[Oracle]

They imprison a German, a Frenchman and a Pontiac. No outside contact, yahdee yahdee yah!

Pontian, otherwise it's an American car brand.

Pontiac, Chevrolet, Mustang! Yeah yeah yeah ... stupid joke, quick translation blahdee blahdee blah blah ... who cares!

[denizaksulu]

They imprison a German, a Frenchman and a Pontiac. No outside contact, yahdee yahdee yah!

Pontian, otherwise it's an American car brand.

Pontiac, Chevrolet, Mustang! Yeah yeah yeah ... stupid joke, quick translation blahdee blahdee blah blah ... who cares!

You do, thats why you read and responded.

[Oracle]

They imprison a German, a Frenchman and a Pontiac. No outside contact, yahdee yahdee yah!

Pontian, otherwise it's an American car brand.

Pontiac, Chevrolet, Mustang! Yeah yeah yeah ... stupid joke, quick translation blahdee blahdee blah blah ... who cares!

You do, thats why you read and responded.

I'm just going around tidying up for everyone Deniz dotting the "i"s and crossing the "t"s .... General gist, fine!

Life's too short to be a perfectionist .... just get it done and move on! That's my motto from now on!

[Oracle]

Actually re-reading the joke with the idea of a car choosing the box of tampons miraculously makes it now seem funny ...

Oracle ... joke rescuer!