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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:51 am

:roll: :roll:

It is obvious that your mental faculties are spent. You better go to bed.
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Postby Get Real! » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:53 am

Oracle wrote:Actually re-reading the joke with the idea of a car choosing the box of tampons miraculously makes it now seem funny ... :)

Oracle ... joke rescuer! 8)

That's the spirit! :)
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Postby Oracle » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:53 am

I'm hallucinating ...

Pneumonia :(
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:56 am

Oracle wrote:I'm hallucinating ...

Pneumonia :(



Surely not.

God forbid. :shock:
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Postby Oracle » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:03 am

denizaksulu wrote:
Oracle wrote:I'm hallucinating ...

Pneumonia :(



Surely not.

God forbid. :shock:


Three days of coughing and wheezing ... and I'm never ill! :shock: Missed a family do, confined to the house, quarantine, isolation. The plague upon my house :( Oh woe is me!

Nobody loves me .....

I thought this joke might cheer me up, so I translated it and it has turned into a nightmare.

Waaahhh! :(
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Postby Oracle » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:04 am

Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:Actually re-reading the joke with the idea of a car choosing the box of tampons miraculously makes it now seem funny ... :)

Oracle ... joke rescuer! 8)

That's the spirit! :)


Too late to lift my spirits dear ... Deniz has dealt a deathly blow ....
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Postby Lee A Kada » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:09 am

Oracle wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Oracle wrote:I'm hallucinating ...

Pneumonia :(



Surely not.

God forbid. :shock:


Three days of coughing and wheezing ... and I'm never ill! :shock: Missed a family do, confined to the house, quarantine, isolation. The plague upon my house :( Oh woe is me!

Nobody loves me .....

I thought this joke might cheer me up, so I translated it and it has turned into a nightmare.

Waaahhh! :(


To grippi ton poulion?
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Postby Get Real! » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:12 am

Oracle wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:Actually re-reading the joke with the idea of a car choosing the box of tampons miraculously makes it now seem funny ... :)

Oracle ... joke rescuer! 8)

That's the spirit! :)


Too late to lift my spirits dear ... Deniz has dealt a deathly blow ....

It could've been worse... have a look at the hot dog.
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Postby Oracle » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:13 am

Lee A Kada wrote:
Oracle wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Oracle wrote:I'm hallucinating ...

Pneumonia :(



Surely not.

God forbid. :shock:


Three days of coughing and wheezing ... and I'm never ill! :shock: Missed a family do, confined to the house, quarantine, isolation. The plague upon my house :( Oh woe is me!

Nobody loves me .....

I thought this joke might cheer me up, so I translated it and it has turned into a nightmare.

Waaahhh! :(


To grippi ton poulion?


Quack quack cough wheezz chirp chirp cough ... No, it's definitely not bird flu :?
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:57 am

Oracle wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Oracle wrote:I'm hallucinating ...

Pneumonia :(



Surely not.

God forbid. :shock:


Three days of coughing and wheezing ... and I'm never ill! :shock: Missed a family do, confined to the house, quarantine, isolation. The plague upon my house :( Oh woe is me!

Nobody loves me .....

I thought this joke might cheer me up, so I translated it and it has turned into a nightmare.

Waaahhh! :(



May I suggest you take Bubbles advice.

Dont forget the lemons. Hot lemon drink with honey, an extra addition of mint will help you s :wink: leep - forever.

I thought the forum was a bit quiet.

Did you do the translation for your own beefit?

Here the snow began 1 hour ago. It began in the form of twinkle dust. Now gigantic snow flakes. I would post a photograph, but for the time being I refer you to the one I sent last winter.

Get better fast, as you have dusting to do. :lol:
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