A Cypriot was driving along in his brand new BMW with his hand hanging out of the window. A truck driver coming in the opposite direction collided with him ripping off his arm and the entire right hand side of his new car.
When the police arrived he was lying by the roadside yelling "MY beautiful car, my beautiful car". At this point the policeman pointed out that the fact his arm was missing might be slightly more of a problem. "Oh no!" yelled the Cypriot "Not my f...ing Rolex as well! "