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[SSBubbles]

A father asked his ten year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees!

"I don't want to know" said the child bursting into tears. "Please promise me that you won't tell me"

Confused, the father asked the boy what was wrong.

Sobbing, the boy said "At six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech; at seven I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech!

Now, if you are going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for"!!