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If my body were a car!

Postby SSBubbles » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:21 pm

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.


My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns
inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --



Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter ..either my radiator
leaks or my exhaust backfires!

(courtesy of a former forumer!)
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