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Choirokitians and Evolution! according to Dr. Paphitis PhD!

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Postby Paphitis » Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:18 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
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denizaksulu wrote:If the colour of the 'skull' is to go by, your Grrrrrrrrreat-grandmother must have been interred in either Karpasia or South of Kivisili, where red soil is in abundance. I dont know Paphos that well. Do they have red soil? :lol: :lol:


We don't have soil in Paphos...Only rocks! :lol:


..and the imported sand for the beaches. Perhaps that is why I was never taken there. Coming from farming stock etc. Perhaps just enough soil to grow vineyards and almond trees. Still, it looks pretty green on Google earth. :lol:

Our solo Chiroikitian must feel very lonely, not unlike the Lochness 'monster'. Surviving all these years in isolation / loneliness.


I was about to get to that Deniz. At around 1,500BC (Piratis can confirm this or correct me if I am wrong :lol: ), the Mycenaeans and Arcadians came to Paphos. They decided to build a settlement and they traded their wares which included shipping tonnes of beach sand and soil by trireme errr.. :? I mean by boat. Triremes were not invented by then. :D

They shipped proper soil from the motherland, and as Paphians we are now able to grow vineyards and bananas. I have the evidence, but my research is always ongoing. :lol:

As for the "missing link", it appears that he is the product of inbreeding over many generations. :lol:

My next research paper will about about "The Rise and Fall of The Third Choirokitian Reich". 8)

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I am sure the 'motherland' you refer to is Anatolia; being much closer to its offspring. Its the father who is often more distant. 8)


The motherland I refer to is Mycenaean Greece.

http://ancient-greece.org/map/mycenaean-map.html

:lol:

But yes, you are right. Greeks also colonised and ruled Anatolia, before the arrival of the nomads. :(

:lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:23 pm

Paphitis wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:If the colour of the 'skull' is to go by, your Grrrrrrrrreat-grandmother must have been interred in either Karpasia or South of Kivisili, where red soil is in abundance. I dont know Paphos that well. Do they have red soil? :lol: :lol:


We don't have soil in Paphos...Only rocks! :lol:


..and the imported sand for the beaches. Perhaps that is why I was never taken there. Coming from farming stock etc. Perhaps just enough soil to grow vineyards and almond trees. Still, it looks pretty green on Google earth. :lol:

Our solo Chiroikitian must feel very lonely, not unlike the Lochness 'monster'. Surviving all these years in isolation / loneliness.


I was about to get to that Deniz. At around 1,500BC (Piratis can confirm this or correct me if I am wrong :lol: ), the Mycenaeans and Arcadians came to Paphos. They decided to build a settlement and they traded their wares which included shipping tonnes of beach sand and soil by trireme errr.. :? I mean by boat. Triremes were not invented by then. :D

They shipped proper soil from the motherland, and as Paphians we are now able to grow vineyards and bananas. I have the evidence, but my research is always ongoing. :lol:

As for the "missing link", it appears that he is the product of inbreeding over many generations. :lol:

My next research paper will about about "The Rise and Fall of The Third Choirokitian Reich". 8)

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I am sure the 'motherland' you refer to is Anatolia; being much closer to its offspring. Its the father who is often more distant. 8)


The motherland I refer to is Mycenaean Greece.

http://ancient-greece.org/map/mycenaean-map.html

:lol:

But yes, you are right. Greeks also colonised and ruled Anatolia, before the arrival of the nomads. :(

:lol:




I was wondering whether the Myceneans ever left their footprint in Anatolia. (I am not using the word Turkey. Please note)
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Postby Oracle » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:24 am

I wonder why no Choirokitians have responded? :?

(I'm so glad I didn't start this thread :lol: )
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Postby denizaksulu » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:29 am

Nappy changing..........constantly? :lol: :lol:
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Postby Paphitis » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:31 am

Oracle wrote:I wonder why no Choirokitians have responded? :?

(I'm so glad I didn't start this thread :lol: )


Maybe the Choirokitians are preparing for D Day, and this is just the calm before the storm. :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:44 am

Paphitis wrote:
Oracle wrote:I wonder why no Choirokitians have responded? :?

(I'm so glad I didn't start this thread :lol: )


Maybe the Choirokitians are preparing for D Day, and this is just the calm before the storm. :lol:


The mist is clearing, and I can see a hairy, hunched-up Choirokitian adorning himself with a goat skin cloak, smearing himself with olive oil, girding his loins 8) with a vraka going triki-traka as he unties his donkey. Next to him is a big pile of oranges :shock:

Take cover Paphitis ..... the Choirokitian is Revolting!

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Postby denizaksulu » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:00 pm

Oracle wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
Oracle wrote:I wonder why no Choirokitians have responded? :?

(I'm so glad I didn't start this thread :lol: )


Maybe the Choirokitians are preparing for D Day, and this is just the calm before the storm. :lol:


The mist is clearing, and I can see a hairy, hunched-up Choirokitian adorning himself with a goat skin cloak, smearing himself with olive oil, girding his loins 8) with a vraka going triki-traka as he unties his donkey. Next to him is a big pile of oranges :shock:

Take cover Paphitis ..... the Choirokitian is Revolting!

:lol:



Poor unkie. :lol:
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Postby Paphitis » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:13 pm

Oracle wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
Oracle wrote:I wonder why no Choirokitians have responded? :?

(I'm so glad I didn't start this thread :lol: )


Maybe the Choirokitians are preparing for D Day, and this is just the calm before the storm. :lol:


The mist is clearing, and I can see a hairy, hunched-up Choirokitian adorning himself with a goat skin cloak, smearing himself with olive oil, girding his loins 8) with a vraka going triki-traka as he unties his donkey. Next to him is a big pile of oranges :shock:

Take cover Paphitis ..... the Choirokitian is Revolting!

:lol:


:lol:

I will make juice out of his Oranges. :lol:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=cdWaNr02S ... re=related

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Postby Get Real! » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:26 pm

It's a combination of reasons... no time to respond yet, not terribly stimulated, other threads taking priority... maybe tomorrow night as tonight I’ll be getting plastered with DT. :)
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Postby Paphitis » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:36 pm

It was not suppose to be stimulating. It is just a bit of fun.

Look forward to your responses. As always, I think they will be quite witty.

Enjoy your drinks with DT.
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