Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday.
Protestantism: Shit wont happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jahovas Witness: Knock, knock....Shit happens....
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama ding dong.
Atheism: No shit.
Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!!
