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by **Big Al** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:47 am

Whilst on my way to work this morning i encountered what i believe to be the most dangerous combination and a big threat to mankind.....an elderly, female, asian driver. While one of these attributes on their own may be annoying, they do not represent and clear and present danger, however, combined they are a serious threat to our very survival......

by **kurupetos** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:14 am

Big Al wrote:Whilst on my way to work this morning i encountered what i believe to be the most dangerous combination and a big threat to mankind.....an elderly, female, asian driver. While one of these attributes on their own may be annoying, they do not represent and clear and present danger, however, combined they are a serious threat to our very survival......

Come on! show some respect for your mommy! :evil:

by **Big Al** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:19 am

kurupetos wrote:
Big Al wrote:Whilst on my way to work this morning i encountered what i believe to be the most dangerous combination and a big threat to mankind.....an elderly, female, asian driver. While one of these attributes on their own may be annoying, they do not represent and clear and present danger, however, combined they are a serious threat to our very survival......

Come on! show some respect for your mommy!

My mother doesnt drive, besides i meant chinese when i said asian. If you lived in Oz you would know what i was talking about.

by **CBBB** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:21 am

You are wrong Big Al, the worst possible driver is a black, female, pipe-smoking, taxi driver!

by **observer** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:21 am

Elderly, driving at walking pace, and wearing a hat. When stuck behind them it looks like there is only a hat behind the steering wheel.

Not long before I'll be old enough to put on a hat and join them!