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Hinckleys' release

Postby Zorba » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:57 pm

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental 20 facility, treating Hinckley , reports to have intercepted this past weekend:

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September 19, 2008


To: John Hinckley

From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,

John and Cindy McCain

PS: Barack Obama has been humping the crap out of Jodie Foster. I thought you should know.
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Postby Bubble 'n' squeak » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:36 am

He he :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:43 am

There seem to be a lot of deranged people roaming the forum at the moment ... :?
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Postby Floda » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:47 am

Bubble 'n' squeak wrote:He he :lol: :lol: :lol:



Another point eh?,

Little things please little minds. :roll:

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Postby CBBB » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:32 am

Floda wrote:
Bubble 'n' squeak wrote:He he :lol: :lol: :lol:



Another point eh?,

Little things please little minds. :roll:

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Ditto!
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Postby yialousa1971 » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:35 am

Oracle wrote:There seem to be a lot of deranged people roaming the forum at the moment ... :?


Don't be to hard on yourself :twisted:
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