Oracle...
1...No I am not becoming hysterical.
2...Flora to fauna ratio..? Are you nuts woman..?
3...Dogs were created by man...? You what..? Whats wrong with dogs for companionship..?
4...Cyprus is overpopulated..? Since when..?
5...They are a drain on water resouces...? Nonsense..! What do you suggest..... we cull all the animals because they drink water..?
6....I disagree that keeping pets is a kind of cruelty. If we are happy with each others company where's the problem..?
Stop talking utter rubbish woman...
Oh I forgot...we've also got a cat and a couple of chickens running round the place. Chew on that one dear...!