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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos. He gave all the
children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to
identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say:
"Red.............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green..........lime,"

"Orange........orange."

Finally the professor gave them all Honey Polos. After eating them
for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother
May sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"