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21 Economic Models explained with cows - 2008 update

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Postby Oracle » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:01 am

Seen any good moovies recently?
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Postby Floda » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:05 am

"Two cows together walked through the gates into a field, then they parted."

Place your two little fingers into either side of your mouth, pull your lips apart and speak the top line. :lol: :wink:
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Postby Oracle » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:09 am

Floda wrote:"Two cows together walked through the gates into a field, then they parted."

Place your two little fingers into either side of your mouth, pull your lips apart and speak the top line. :lol: :wink:


Ouch! I laughed before I took my fingers away and now my bottom lip is split :(

I think you need a warning accompanying those instructions .....

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Postby Floda » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:23 am

Oracle wrote:
Floda wrote:"Two cows together walked through the gates into a field, then they parted."

Place your two little fingers into either side of your mouth, pull your lips apart and speak the top line. :lol: :wink:


Ouch! I laughed before I took my fingers away and now my bottom lip is split :(

I think you need a warning accompanying those instructions .....

:lol:


My apologies, I never thought of such a possibility, so sorry. :oops:
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Postby Oracle » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:45 am

Floda wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Floda wrote:"Two cows together walked through the gates into a field, then they parted."

Place your two little fingers into either side of your mouth, pull your lips apart and speak the top line. :lol: :wink:


Ouch! I laughed before I took my fingers away and now my bottom lip is split :(

I think you need a warning accompanying those instructions .....

:lol:


My apologies, I never thought of such a possibility, so sorry. :oops:


OK ... I am back now! Vaseline should sort it. :D Ouch :) Still Ouch :( ... that's better!

Please do not hold yourself responsible. It's not as bad as the time hot tea came out through my nose, whilst reading one of your other posts. :lol: Ouch! :(
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Postby CBBB » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:58 am

Oracle wrote:Please do not hold yourself responsible. It's not as bad as the time hot tea came out through my nose, whilst reading one of your other posts. :lol: Ouch! :(


I think I am going to be sick!

I presume the tea went all over your jersey, you took it off, and you were fresian.
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Postby Oracle » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:08 am

CBBB wrote:
Oracle wrote:Please do not hold yourself responsible. It's not as bad as the time hot tea came out through my nose, whilst reading one of your other posts. :lol: Ouch! :(


I think I am going to be sick!

I presume the tea went all over your jersey, you took it off, and you were fresian.


You deserve a pat on the back for that one! :D
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Postby Bouboulina » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:57 pm

FLODA WROTE : "Two cows together walked through the gates into a field, then they parted."

Place your two little fingers into either side of your mouth, pull your lips apart and speak the top line.


That was funny ! I never herd it before :D
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Postby Floda » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:46 pm

I do hope you didn't split your lip, if you did, you can apply vaseline till the cows come home but it will not heal till nature takes its course. :lol: :wink:
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Postby Zorba » Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:03 pm

Bouboulina wrote:FLODA WROTE : "Two cows together walked through the gates into a field, then they parted."

Place your two little fingers into either side of your mouth, pull your lips apart and speak the top line.


That was funny ! I never herd it before :D

:lol: Funny. I nearly corrected you on your spelling.
I think Oracle mootilated her lips :D
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