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[Zorba]

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.



The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"



He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."



"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.



"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"



"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"



"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."



"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"



"I switched cocks," he replied.



"What a coincidence," she said.

[SSBubbles]

Naughty!

[LENA]

But you liked it Bubbles mou right?

[denizaksulu]

Good one.

[Paphitis]

OMG, I am having a slow and agonising death!

[denizaksulu]

OMG, I am having a slow and agonising death!

R . I . P.

[Niki]

OMG, I am having a slow and agonising death!

T H E N - D O N ' T - R E A D - T H E M !!!!!!

Good one Zorba!

[Paphitis]

OMG, I am having a slow and agonising death!

R . I . P.

Miltiades will trully apreciate your sentiments.

May the old codger and your mate R.I.P!

[denizaksulu]

OMG, I am having a slow and agonising death!

R . I . P.

Miltiades will trully apreciate your sentiments.

May the old codger and your mate R.I.P!

Re Bafidis, Milti hasnt got a clue yet as to your demise. Are you still alive then?

[Paphitis]

OMG, I am having a slow and agonising death!

R . I . P.

Miltiades will trully apreciate your sentiments.

May the old codger and your mate R.I.P!

Re Bafidis, Milti hasnt got a clue yet as to your demise. Are you still alive then?

With all these jokes, I am only just alive.

I am now in Intensive Care on life support.